Sunday, November 23, 2008

I love doughnuts...


Quick thoughts before another 8 hours fighting crime in a rough anonymous southeastern WI city.


Obviously the badgers prayed to (the Sports Bottle's) god. Holy shit! I only caught the cliff notes since i was working and don't really give a shit about the badgers. But come on, seriously? There is no doubt in my mind I would have made one of those extra points.


Good call by the Juice calling UNC football grossly overrated.


I am really beginning to despise He Who Shall Not Be Named. I hate that the jets are good, they're up on the titans 20-3 right now. Ricky, it's not a personal insult to you that I don't like him. I'm pretty sure He has joined MJ in your mind of people who can do and have never done wrong. I hope they're happy together.


Does my salary rise now that I got us a link at another webpage for my pleasing description of Erin Andrews' hotness? We can negotiate.


Why do electric razors suck at getting the hair on my neck? I literally scrub my neck with that fucking thing. It shaves about 1 hair per square inch.


It's amazing how far kickers can boot the football. Every time I've ever tried I get that vertical spiral that has a flight similar to Jeff Suppan's shitty slider.


Kevin Faulk has been around forever.

8 comments:

Ricky said...

Favre is not on my list of those who can do no wrong (yes I would say MJ is). He was a douchebag this offseason, but the Packers were also. There was enough douchebagery on both sides that I hold no ill feelings toward either party. It is just funny to me that the reason we all loved him for 16 years has now become the reason that you all hate him. I think I will wear my Favre J-E-T-S jersey to the game next week. Kidding, I dont own a Favre Jets jersey.

Bear said...

This is the last time I'm fixing one of your posts, this isn't a text message, check your damn spelling and capitalization...

The Sports Bottle said...

first of all, what words did i spell wrong?

capitalization? maybe i should be told this ahead of time?

Bear said...

This is a blog, not Nam, there are rules.

The Sports Bottle said...

Any other rules I should know about? Or do I have to break them to find out about them?

Bear said...

Oh yes, there are TONS of rules, but you will find them as you fail.

Actually no not really, I'm just very anal about crappy looking text, even though no one else reads this thing, someone might at sometime so I'd like them to see something that at least looks semi-professional even if our content isn't =P

The Sports Bottle said...

no problem

Juicelaw said...

RULES FOR BLOG:

1)Don't talk abou the blog.

2)No hitting below the belt.

3)Don't talk abou the blog.

4)No gay porn.