NFL Predictions

Looking to improve on last year's abortion.



NFC East

1) Giants 11-5

2) Eagles 10-6

3) Cowboys 8-8

4) Redskins 6-10



NFC West

1) Seahawks 10-6

2) Cardinals 9-7

3) 49ers 6-10

4)Rams 4-12



NFC North

1) Packers 10-6

2) Bears 10-6

3) Queens 8-8

4) Lions 3-13



NFC South

1)Falcons 12-4

2) Saints 10-6

3) Panthers 7-9

4) Bucs 5-11



AFC North

1) Steelers 13-3

2) Ravens 11-5

3) Bengals 6-10

4) Browns 4-12

AFC South

1) Texans 11-5

2) Colts 11-5

3) Titans 9-7

4) Jaguars 8-8

AFC East

1) Patriots 14-2

2) Dolphins 7-9

3) Bills 6-10

4) Jets 3-13

AFC West

1) Chargers 13-3

2) Broncos 6-10

3) Chiefs 5-11

4) Raiders 2-14

Playoffs:

Wild Card

Packers over Bears
Seahawks over Eagles
Texans over Colts
Chargers over Ravens

Divisional

Falcons over Seahawks
Packers over Giants
Patriots over Texans
Steelers over Chargers

Conference

Falcons over Packers
Patriots over Steelers

Super Bowl

Patriots over Falcons

Why Not? My 2009 Predictions

• Sports Bottle goes to Vegas
• Sports Bottle loses money
• Richard comes to Green Bay to watch the draft with the rest of the geeks
• I go too
• We both get drunk
• Richard's dad buys $300 worth of worthless Packer trinkets and bumper stickers
• I will be the 9th overall pick, show up to camp, break my spine on day one, collect around $20 mil in guaranteed money.
• UNC doesn't win the NCAA title
• Neither does Wisconsin
• The Brewers make no further major roster changes
• Finish around .500
• Bucks make the playoffs
• Get swept in first round by Celtics
• Braun flirts with a 40/40 season
• Fielder flirts with 440 lbs.
• Fielder is traded
• Weeks starts about 20 games all season
• Ken Macha doesn't have any daughters for Weeks to have naked pictures of
• Turnbow's ERA will be 8.90 in Texas
• CC will blow out his elbow in May (karma!)
• Pack will sign someone in free agency this year
• Pack will be back in the playoffs next year
• UW will finish 7-5 and miss out on Juice's Dream NCAA D-I Football Get Together presented by Cockring Emporium.
• Ricky doesn't quit OJSFA
• Ricky doesn't quit his bitching.
• I get drunk at Mark's wedding
• I get drunk at Schmock's wedding
• I get drunk at Oktoberfest
• I get drunk at Shit in my eye
• I don't get drunk very many other times