Showing posts with label JC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JC. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2009

WANTED

For kidnapping! Someone has stolen Manny Parra! Either that, or he switched uniforms with the entire bullpen while we weren't looking, and Mitch Stetter was actually the one that pitched 7 shutout innings, while Parra burned down Miller Park with 5 runs in 2 innings. Those are really the only two logical explanations for yesterdays game. Also fun from the game yesterday was the line on ESPN BottomLine this morning: Fielder 2-3, 2B, R....Rest of team 1-25. Yikes. Are we SURE that starting pitching is the problem here? Or is it just a maddening lack of consistency by everyone?

You certainly can't give a break to the lineup. Hardy, Hart and Kendall have been borderline fucking terrible all year. Only Fielder, Braun and McGehee (and maybe Weeks for a month) have arguably exceeded expectations. I would say Counsell and Cameron are what they are for the most part. Hall has been a waste of oxygen. Gamel gets an incomplete.

Of the starting pitching I would say Yo has met or slightly exceeded most expectations, Bush has probably slightly exceeded (other than a few bad starts), Looper and Suppan are what they are, Parra has sucked.

I would say that this is the same thing that most MLB teams face. You have a bunch of guys who weren't very good to start with, continuing to not be very good, you have a few stars, and a few guys that bomb out or get injured. I'm starting to feel like unless there is a fire sale somewhere, you stand pat if you are the Crew. Although, I wouldn't hesitate to get rid of Hall, Hardy, Hart or Kendall if you were getting something good in return that would improve your team right now.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Cool and Not Cool


I am starting a bi-annual post (or however often I feel like doing it) entitled "Cool" and "Not Cool" to recap current events.
Cool
- showing up half-naked for a singing audition to ensure that you will make it to the next round
Not Cool
- acting like you're hot shit and popping off to the new hot judge
Cool
- Creighton winning in OT last night in what was likely a very exciting, intense game
Not Cool
- not listening to the game so you can spend some "quality" time with your wife to catch up on American idol (ALso Not Cool are Creighton's 4 losses on the year, 3 by a combined total of 5 points)
Cool
- taking second place in the OJSFA and winning 100 bones
Not Cool
- having the league manager (who won 3 times as much money I may add) hold your funds hostage so he can earn interest income off of them
Cool
- winning 0ver 150 clams in fake sports league after only paying 60 for entry fees
Not Cool
- using your winnings to buy your wife an IPOD (but I love her so I'm going to)
Cool
- The University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux sweeping the UM Golden Gophers in college hockey
Not Cool
- Acting like you understand and follow hockey, just so you can say you root for your home state team (where I was born, not where I live now)
Cool
- only having like 3 appointments all week (and getting paid the same)
Not Cool
- only having like 3 appointments all week (and not generating any cash for "The Firm")
Cool
- Tim Tebow helping out with things around the world
Not Cool
- Announcers proclaiming that he is the second coming of mine and Sport's Bottles Christ
That's all for now. Feel free to expand (as I'm sure you all will).