They Finally Did It...

...They finally gave me an ulcer. Jesus. Fucking. Christ. They are inventing ways to lose now. They didn't even play that poorly. It would be pretty hard to point at one thing (other than I suppose the blocked 38 yard field goal) and place blame. At least in past weeks you could say, "the defense sucked balls", or "the offensive line didn't block". If you had to pin it on something I guess it would be special teams in general, I dunno. Seriously though, I thought a hole was going to be burned in my stomach last night, and it just kicked back up while writing this post. These last five weeks have been incredible. Even the MNF announcers couldn't explain how the Bears won.

More general bitching/observations:

1) McCarthy is a Lions loss away from me gaining 100 lbs, hiding his body, and showing up on the sidelines next year.

2) For all the great catches Driver has made this year, he dropped a HUGE one last night.

3) Ryan Grant isn't very good.

4) We actually had very few penalties last night, which was nice for a change.

5) How the fuck does a 38 yarder get blocked?

6) I completely agree with letting the clock run down at the end rather than throwing it around and chancing a fluke turnover.

7) A-Rodg is finally getting some respect from the MNF crew.

8) The Bears' offense is TERRRRRRIBLE--Bill Walton

9) That "horsecollar" call on Rouse was a crock of shit.

10) Why were there not TWO penalties on Adrian Peterson on that hit out of bounds. Shouldn't there have been a 15 yarder for late hit out of bounds, AND a horsecollar?

11) Why can our defense dominate for 3.5 quarters, and then make Matt Forte look like Barry Sanders?

12) Prediction for next week: Packers up 20-14 with :43 seconds left. Lions have the ball on their own 12. Orvlosky throws a 12 yard out to Calvin Johnson. Calvin Johnson pulls a gun out of his waistband and shoots all of our defenders to score the winning TD (ala "The Last Boy Scout").


And if that doesn't happen, and we still lose, that might be me out on the field.