Worhless, Uninformed Top 25, Picks, Stuffing

Rank(BCS)Record (Last Week)

-New this week: Teams in bold have clinched an automatic bid to Juice's Dream D-I NCAA Football Get Together (JDDNFGT), presented by Cockring Emporium ("Any Cock'll Do!"), by winning their conference championships.


1(1) Alabama 11-0(1)
2(6) Utah 12-0(3)
3(2) Texas 10-1(2)
4(9) Boise St. 11-0(5)
5(8) Penn St. 11-1(6)
6(15)Ball St. 11-0(8)
7(3) Oklahoma 10-1(12)
8(7) Texas Tech 10-1(4)
9(4) Florida 10-1(7)
10(10)Ohio St. 10-2(10)
11(14)TCU 10-2(13)
12(5) USC 9-1(9)
13(11)Georgia 9-2(11)
14(16)Cincinnati 9-2(17)
15(18)BYU 10-2(14)
16(12)Oklahoma St. 9-2(15)
17(13) Missouri 9-2(16)
18(17)Oregon St. 8-3(23)
19(NR)Western Michigan 9-2(19)
20(19)Michigan St. 9-3(18)
21(24)Northwestern 9-3(21)
22(NR)Tulsa 9-2(24)
23(NR)Central Michigan 8-3(20)
24(NR)Rice 8-3(NR)
25(21)Boston College 8-3(NR)



Dropped Out: LSU (22), Pitt (25)



Grossly Overrated: Florida (4), USC (5)



Grossly Underrated: Boise St.(9), Ball St.(15), Western Michigan (NR)



PICKS:

Last Week: 8-8
Season: 81-91-4

Ten (-11), Dal (-13), Phi (-3), Buf (-6.5), Bal (-7), Ind (-4.5), Car (+3), Mia (NL), NYG (-3.5), Atl (+4.5), Pit (+1), NYJ (-7.5), KC(+3), Min (-3), Hou (-3)

Thanksgiving today. Getting together with family generally sucks. Food will be good. The football will be terrible. And I gotta go to work at like 6 fucking 30 tomorrow, so this really isn't much of a day off. I hope A-Peter chokes on a turkey bone and dies today.