Showing posts with label bong loads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bong loads. Show all posts
Monday, February 2, 2009
Breaking News
Apparently Michael Phelps was caught smoking pot. It's funny that it took people this long to find out
Sunday, February 1, 2009
It's Alive!
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I necessarily missed Loaf Cobra. I mean, he is a helluva guy, and I guess I did miss his geometry teacher/possible drug addict sense of humor. What I did NOT miss, was having to waste our precious Internets space on shit about Minnesota, that didn't involve shitting on their streets, banging their women, or nuking it off the map. I just looked at the "tags" on the site, and I notice that there were 50 articles tagged with "Green Bay Packers" and ONE tagged "Minnesota Vikings". I don't think it was any coincidence that Loaf Cobra was in rehab for the past six months and didn't have Internet access. So welcome back. And I hope Tubby leaves you high and dry and takes his ridiculous athletes with him so Bo can get back to pillaging the Minnesota for its "talent".
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Update on Jeremy Jeffress
Turns out his 50 game suspension for a drug violation was for marijuana, not performance enhancing drugs. Immediately after reading this I had a theory about him and Angel Salome, but that was blown out of the water when I read that Salome's suspension was for performance enhancers. It basically revolved around the whole, developing a pitcher catcher relationship by ripping bong loads and blowing smoke into house pets faces.
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