Shameless Tebow-isms Vol. 2

This edition is from Dennis Dodd at CBS Sports. To be fair I think he was trying to poke fun at the concept of the Tebow-ism at first, then he unloaded these beauties:

"If you think it takes a man to play football, try wading into a bunch of killers, rapists and criminals when the prison guards advise against it."

"With the entire team gathered around him, Tebow laid out how and why the Gators would win. Then went out and made it happen. "

"The Best Ever Will Play In the NFL. Doubt that inside the football offices and you will all but be laughed out onto University Ave. "

All said, it wasn't THAT bad.

Shameless Tebow-isms

I've decided that I'm starting a new feature called: Shameless Tebow-isms. Whenever I accidentally run across one, I will post it here, and then we can collectively roll our eyes, and help whomever said it wipe the mess from their face.

From ESPN.com:

"How can the fiercest competitor in college football have the most compassion? Mr. Tebow is far from ordinary."-- Ivan Maisel

"Year After and the sense of entitlement that pervades the locker room like a staph infection. Gators, have no fear. Dr. Tebow will see you now."-- Ivan Maisel

"Great players can be found at the intersection of Talent and Passion. But that is an incomplete address for the Florida quarterback."-- Ivan Maisel

"Through his family's evangelism, Tebow has seen the Third World. Through his own outreach, he speaks at prisons in Central Florida. He visits local hospitals." -- Ivan Maisel

"Tebow has all the traits football prizes: toughness, competitiveness, desire. None of them is first on his list."--Ivan Maisel

""I don't really think about normal," Tebow said. "I think normal is something I never wanted to be." There was never any danger of that. No danger at all."-- Ivan Maisel

Fuckin' A