Quick Movie Review: "Max Payne"

Fucking terrible, even with low expectations. Plot was retarded and disjointed. Action was OK at best. Worst Mark Wahlberg movie ever. What was the point of Mila Kunis's character??? I'm supposed to just believe that her sister gets chopped up, she thinks Max Payne did it, but he just says it wasn't him and then she just shows up with a machine gun on his behalf? Dumb. Seriously, don't bother. I will never get that hour and a half back.

Pop Culture Interlude

Today I bring you a review of the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Generally, I judge a movie I've seen on whether or not I regret spending the $25.00 it cost me to see it. Things I enjoy in movies include: comedy, swearing, nudity, bad-assness and shit blowing up.

The only complaint I had at all about this movie was the fact that I saw the main characters crank without warning at least 4 too many times.

The movie was f-ing hilarious. The new rockstar boyfriend was a great, great character. Random shots of Mila Kunis's titty balls. Kristen Bell and Mila being scantily clad/90% naked for a good portion of the movie was nice too. Although some FEmale full frontal would have been nice.

It compares nicely to: Knocked Up and Superbad (which makes sense because it has the same creators)

I would recommend it. It was worth $25.