Proof that Florio is a hack

As much as I would have loved to see CM3 win DPOY, alas it was not to be as Troy Polamalu secured the award minutes ago. I'm fine with this, the Pro Bowl spurn sent Rodgers and Tramon on a tear, time for Matthews to get pissed off and go ape shit on Big Ben, who, for the record, is a known rapist. I just think it's funny that PFT sucks so much ass now they have to post articles like this before the award is even announced.



Congratulations Mike Florio, you're awful at your job.

Madden Curse Strikes!

I have absolutely nothing to base this on, but I'm calling it because I know about the Madden curse and now that the fat bastard has even more time on his hands, he's probably carved about 100 voodoo dolls in the back of his cruiser. Troy Polamalu is out for the season*! That's my prediction. I have no factual basis for this, but I'm calling it.

Those of you who drafted Fitzgerald in the first round of their fantasy leagues better grimace, because if one goes down, the other is not far behind! Quick! Someone trade Bizarro Larry Fitzgerald before the season starts!

Seriously though, Polamalu is done for the year*, this year of our (Sports Bottle's) Lord, 2009.

*3-6 weeks