I would drink too if I was Chilly's kid. And I would want to take a whole bunch of Viqueens fans with me, since they are universally terrible human beings and it is well known that they kill baby seals.
It is a little unclear whether the drinking/murder-suicide attempt (definition of DUI) was the result of: a) being Chilly's kid; b) Chilly's beard; c) Chilly cheating on his mom with He Who Shall Not Be Named. To be continued (or not).
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Friday, January 8, 2010
Friday, May 8, 2009
Semi-Daily Brew Crew Hangover #14
I would just like to take a few seconds to express my concern for the mental health of Brad Nelson, reserve outfielder/1B/large mammal. Mr. Nelson is now 0 for 20 in his role as off the bench masher (formerly held by such Brewer greats as: Russell the muscle Branyan, Geoff Jenkins and Wes Helms). If you didn't see it, last night he came up in the bottom of the 9th, with the Crew trailing by one, and Francisco Cordero on the mound. Nelson SMASHED one about three miles high, and 369 feet long....right in front of the 370 sign in right center. Afterwards, it looked like he just found out that someone kidnapped and raped his prized golden retriever. I'm starting to get concerned.
The only solution is for him to get himself one or twelve slumpbusters. They are readily available in both Cincinnati and Milwaukee. And you better hurry, or you are going to be riding the bus in Nashville.
Heading to Miller Park Saturday night for Brewers/Cubs with commenter Stephen Colbert.
The only solution is for him to get himself one or twelve slumpbusters. They are readily available in both Cincinnati and Milwaukee. And you better hurry, or you are going to be riding the bus in Nashville.
Heading to Miller Park Saturday night for Brewers/Cubs with commenter Stephen Colbert.
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