Juice's Bracket of Death

Alright, here is one after I did all of the statistical research I'm willing to do. This is my best effort if I had to do one bracket to save my life. I will likely enter multiple brackets in multiple pools. I will leave the explanation to Jon, my method is a secret.

FIRST FOUR:

UT-San Antonio over Alabama St.
UAB over Clemson
UNC-Ashville over UALR
VCU over USC

EAST
1 Ohio St over 16 UT-San Antonio
8 George Mason over 9 Villanova

5 West Virginia over 12 UAB
4 Kentucky over 13 Princeton

11 Marquette over 6 Xavier
3 Syracuse over 14 Indiana St.

7 Washington over 10 Georgia
2 North Carolina over 15 LIU

1 Ohio St over 8 George Mason
4 Kentucky over 5 West Virginia

3 Syracuse over 11 Marquette
7 Washington over 2 North Carolina

1 Ohio St over 4 Kentucky
7 Washington over 3 Syracuse

1 Ohio St over 7 Washington

WEST

1 Duke over 16 Hampton
9 Tenn over 8 Mich

5 Arizona over 12 Memphis
4 Texas over 13 Oakland

6 Cincy over 11 Mizzou
3 UConn over 14 Bucknell

7 Temple over 10 Penn St.
2 SDSU over 15 N. Colorado

1 Duke over 9 Tenn
4 Texas over 5 Arizona

3 Uconn over 6 Cincy
2 SDSU over 7 Temple

1 Duke over 4 Texas
2 SDSU over 3 Uconn

1 Duke over 2 SDSU

SOUTHWEST

1 Kansas over 16 BU
9 Illinois over 8 UNLV

5 Vandy over 12 Richmond
4 Louisville over 13 Morehead St.

6 Georgetown over 11 VCU
3 Purdue over 14 St. Peter's

10 Florida St. over 7 Texas A&M
2 Notre Dame over 15 Akron

1 Kansas over 9 Illinois
4 Louisville over 5 Vandy

3 Purdue over 6 Georgetown
2 Notre Dame over 10 Florida St.

1 Kansas over 5 Vandy
3 Purdue over 2 Notre Dame

1 Kansas over 3 Purdue

SOUTHEAST

1 Pitt over 16 UNCA
8 Butler over 9 ODU

12 Utah St over 5 KSU
13 Belmont over 4 UW

11 Gonzaga over 6 St. John's
3 BYU over 14 Wofford

10 Michigan St over 7 UCLA
2 Florida over 15 UCSB

1 Pitt over 8 Butler
13 Belmont over 12 USU

3 BYU over 11 Gonzaga
2 Florida over 10 Michigan St.

1 Pitt over 13 Belmont
3 BYU over 2 Florida

3 BYU over 1 Pitt

FINAL FOUR

1 Ohio St over 1 Duke
1 Kansas over 3 BYU

CHAMPIONSHIP

Ohio St. over Kansas