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Are we in Russia? How do you think my employer would feel about the fact that not only do I run one of the most successful Fantasy Football leagues in the history of fantasy football (OJSFA), but I'm in at least 3 others, as well as 2 basketball leagues, 2 baseball leagues, and I write this blog which discusses (amongst other things): fantasy football, gambling, work sucking, not working at work, and bosses being assholes.

An Offer That I Can't Refuse?

I've been on a slight hiatus lately, as I have been busy posting on my other blog (obviously under a nom de plume or two). I realized I have been neglecting my duties here so I decided to scroll through the posts from the last week or so (it seems that some of my posts are coming under scrutiny from the local media). That's when I noticed this. Childish insults aside, I would be honored to take part in a keeper league because it will allow the chance to flex my fantasy muscle in eastern Wisconsin. Before the offer becomes official I just want to alert everyone to my Yahoo! Fantasy Profile. Those trophies speak for themselves. Especially, the dual championships in 2003.

Juice, if you asked me in person my response would have been something like this.

Laying Down The Guantlet to Loaf Cobra

Bear and I currently reside in a 9-team fantasy football keeper league. We desperately need a 10th. I am sure Bear hasn't gotten around to talking to you about this given his busy, busy schedule. This is the third year of the league, so inherently, you and the other new guy, are going to be at a major disadvantage initially because the "top" 24 guys will be gone. The good thing is that you would presumably get 4 of the top 8 picks (assuming everyone keeps three), and the fact that we are all fucking morons and are bound to let someone go that is really good. Other factors: cost is $40, draft is August 16th in Stoughton, WI. Bear is allegedly going, even though he hasn't been to a draft yet, and has made the playoffs two years in a row due to his shrewd dealing (traded Shaun Alexander (whom he picked up off waivers) for Tom Brady two years ago) and the Hitler-esque way in which he rules his team. Drafting via list can be done. You are a gigantic, bulbous, and smelly vagina if you don't.