Showing posts with label I totally made this up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I totally made this up. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Mike Shanahan visiting Green Bay...

Ok, so take this one with a grain of salt... I just had a really good friend of mine claim that Mike Shanahan was in Green Bay visiting with a realtor. This information came from one of his friends, so now the story goes, a friend of my friend, etc etc, you know how these things go. But if this is true, what the hell is he doing in Green Bay looking for a house? I can't believe that Green Bay, WI is a great spot to be buying a vacation home. I can imagine the MM presser after Shanahan is hired, "Et tu Ted?".

This is not a let's fire MM post by the way, just throwing out rumors and mumblings that are completely unfounded.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Madden Curse Strikes!

I have absolutely nothing to base this on, but I'm calling it because I know about the Madden curse and now that the fat bastard has even more time on his hands, he's probably carved about 100 voodoo dolls in the back of his cruiser. Troy Polamalu is out for the season*! That's my prediction. I have no factual basis for this, but I'm calling it.

Those of you who drafted Fitzgerald in the first round of their fantasy leagues better grimace, because if one goes down, the other is not far behind! Quick! Someone trade Bizarro Larry Fitzgerald before the season starts!

Seriously though, Polamalu is done for the year*, this year of our (Sports Bottle's) Lord, 2009.

*3-6 weeks