Showing posts with label Goophs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goophs. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

Witch's Titty



It is frigid as fuck outside right now. -17 degrees (not counting the wind chill). I realize that 90% of the people reading this (at least) are dealing with similar problems. It is getting to the point where my vehicle is being adversely affected even after it has been driven for 30 minutes. You want to know what else is cold? The fucking Wisconsin Badgers. That shit last night was an abomination on so many levels. The blueprint to beat Bucky was laid out last night: 1) use a trapping, full court press, 2) make circus shots for 15 straight minutes, 3) force the Badgers to shoot under 25%. Do all that and you can beat the Badgers in Madison. I really, really like Bo Ryan, and kills me to say what I'm about to say. I think he SUCKS at adjusting during the game. He relys on his "system", and thinks that if the Badgers just look down and run their swing, that eventually the other team will get frustrated and make mistakes. And it usually works. It worked for most of the game last night too. But sometimes you have to adjust your game a bit. Like when the other team is trapping your point guard full court. I'm no coach, but I've watched/played enough basketball to understand that the way to break a press is not to let your point guard get trapped 25 feet from mid court, and have the other 4 guys stand underneath the basket waiting for him to dribble by and start the offense. Fucking pass the ball before you get trapped, if they over pursue, beat them deep, it isn't fucking rocket science. We were able to break a press in 6th grade, with the worst team on planet earth. Fuck! That wasn't the only reason they lost. The other was that once they broke a press, their inability to not have every layup/dunk blocked in the last 5 minutes (at least 5 of them). Or when they could run offense, passing it around for 30 seconds, and then have Hughes try a driving layup through 4 defenders, or a contested 3. On top of that, the Goophs were possessed on offense, making every backwards layup they threw up, and every 3 they needed to make in the last minute. It was really a perfectly shitty storm, but that press break is not excusable. Minnesota is far more talented, but Wisconsin is a better "team". If UW doesn't figure this kind of stuff out, Michigan St. will win by 40 if they trap. This is the kind of loss that could completely destroy thier season, when they look back two months from now and are 5-10 in the Big Ten.

Wow, that was a long paragraph.

Friday Night Lights is BACK tonight!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Battle for the Axe

Nothing happening today, so I figured I could give my thoughts on Saturday's "Battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe" taking place in Madison. A week ago, I would have thought that Minnesota would win this game easily. Then they got manhandled, violated and clowned by Michigan, who is terrible. Both of these teams lost embarrassing games to Michigan, but at least UW's was in Ann Arbor. The Goophs loss was in that garbage can they call a stadium. Playing for the axe is pretty damn cool. My favorite part is when the winner (usually Wisconsin) takes the axe and pretends to chop down the goal posts. It gets even better when the winning team wins it from the other team, and storms the other teams' sideline. Some year I would love to see the losing team start to fight the winning team for it. Or for it to be a huge upset win, and the fans storm the field, and a player freaks out and chops a fan's head off. That would be awesome. Here are some of my favorite axe moments: