Male Bonding

I've got plans to do some male bonding this weekend with my dad and brother. Now, I know what you are probably thinking. But you are dead wrong. We're not going to go out into the woods piss drunk with a rifle and try to shoot something while freezing our asses off. See, even though I grew up in a city that most people that live in cities would consider "the country", I am not a hunter. My dad is not a hunter. My brother is not a hunter. We are city folk, through and through. The closest I've ever come to deer hunting was at the arcade. Or watching a Bucks game. This weekend is the opening of deer season, and we will be going in the opposite direction of all of the dudes in blaze orange.

On Saturday, I got two free tickets to UWGB v. Long Beach St. I'm taking the old man because my wife for some reason "hates" UWGB. We will probably have a beverage or two, maybe some food, probably talk some shit. Should be 3 or 4 hours of bonding tops. It should be a good time. I get to drink, talk out of my ass, hang out with the old man, and not clean/watch my wife clean. I will be missing UW v. Northwestern for this game. I'm going 31-20 UW. 73-62 Dirtbags over UWGB.

Sunday is for Packer games. And Packer games are for drinking (at least a bit). For this one I'm going to try to con my dad into driving so that I can get slightly intoxicated. My dad has to work at 11 p.m., but he's never met a beer that he wouldn't drink, regardless of work/driving. I'm sure he won't get totally pissed up, but he is willing to push the envelope way further than I am. Probably will inhale some Buffalo Wild Wings and drink as much as I can until the game starts. Then I will get forced to drink a few more in the stadium I'm sure. It will work out much better if he drives, because then I won't have to turn down drinks or make a sketchy drive home. My brother is meeting us there, and there is a 98% chance he will be hungover. For the record, Green Bay has done extremely well against NFC opponents in games I've been to. I'm feeling GB 27, SF 14.

OTHER STUFF

I should be more pissed about MJD kneeling down at the one and costing me the game against Ricky (lost by 5).

This post was rambling and incoherent. For that I apologize.

Have fun in the woods assholes.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Your Orenthal James Simpson Football Association champion, The White Broncos! Yes, thank you, thank you. My shorthanded team of miscreants destroyed the Twinkies in impressive fashion thanks solely to Dr. Phillip Rivers, MoJo Drew and Tennessee's defense. Everyone else on my team shit the bed, but thanks to the Iggles (one half of Twinkies team) I was able to pull it out. It is worth mentioning that I obtained Phil and MoJo in a trade FROM Twinkie for Donovan McNabb and FatDale White. My pair outscored his something like 50 to 20. Victory is sweet. I am probably either going to spend the money on blow or a new snowblower, I haven't decided.

Championship MVP goes to Dr. Phillip for his 284yd, 4TD performance. He joins Donovan McNabb in '07 and Marvin Harrison in '06 as past winners. (Which doesn't bode well for him).

Snow, Vultures & Boldin

If you were to ask me what I wanted to do for 2 1/2 hours on a Friday night after working for 10 hours, I can pretty much guarantee you that shoveling snow would not be my answer. We got another gigantic ass fucking snowstorm in Northeast Wisconsin. I would also like to add that my snowblower is broken and has been "getting an estimate" for five days now. Alot of you are probably calling me a pussy right now. Well. Fuck You. We are now nearing an all time record for snow in the month of December. In fucking history. And it snows in Wisconsin alot. And shoveling it isn't fun. I swear to god (probably Sports Bottle's) if I sweat through another sweatshirt this winter, I will kill someone.

The championship of the OJSFA got started last night with the Jags/Colts game. I had MoJo Drew going. And he got TWO touchdowns that he rightfully earned vultured by that QB with Crone's Disease and some asshole I've never heard of. MoJo DID end up with 23.2 points, which is a pretty good game, but nowhere near as good at 35 plus would've been. I'm not going to be happy if I lose by less than 12. Fucking vultures.

I got a sick feeling in my stomach this morning when I heard that Anquan Boldin may not play Saturday. When the fuck did he get hurt? Goddamn the NFL West and your shitty fucking teams that allows a team like Arizona to be locked into the playoffs with two games left, and have the luxury of sitting one of your best players for having a hangnail. Fuck.