Shameless Tebow-isms Vol. 2

This edition is from Dennis Dodd at CBS Sports. To be fair I think he was trying to poke fun at the concept of the Tebow-ism at first, then he unloaded these beauties:

"If you think it takes a man to play football, try wading into a bunch of killers, rapists and criminals when the prison guards advise against it."

"With the entire team gathered around him, Tebow laid out how and why the Gators would win. Then went out and made it happen. "

"The Best Ever Will Play In the NFL. Doubt that inside the football offices and you will all but be laughed out onto University Ave. "

All said, it wasn't THAT bad.

Shameless Tebow-isms

I've decided that I'm starting a new feature called: Shameless Tebow-isms. Whenever I accidentally run across one, I will post it here, and then we can collectively roll our eyes, and help whomever said it wipe the mess from their face.

From ESPN.com:

"How can the fiercest competitor in college football have the most compassion? Mr. Tebow is far from ordinary."-- Ivan Maisel

"Year After and the sense of entitlement that pervades the locker room like a staph infection. Gators, have no fear. Dr. Tebow will see you now."-- Ivan Maisel

"Great players can be found at the intersection of Talent and Passion. But that is an incomplete address for the Florida quarterback."-- Ivan Maisel

"Through his family's evangelism, Tebow has seen the Third World. Through his own outreach, he speaks at prisons in Central Florida. He visits local hospitals." -- Ivan Maisel

"Tebow has all the traits football prizes: toughness, competitiveness, desire. None of them is first on his list."--Ivan Maisel

""I don't really think about normal," Tebow said. "I think normal is something I never wanted to be." There was never any danger of that. No danger at all."-- Ivan Maisel

Fuckin' A

Cool and Not Cool

I am starting a bi-annual post (or however often I feel like doing it) entitled "Cool" and "Not Cool" to recap current events.

Cool

- showing up half-naked for a singing audition to ensure that you will make it to the next round

Not Cool

- acting like you're hot shit and popping off to the new hot judge

Cool

- Creighton winning in OT last night in what was likely a very exciting, intense game

Not Cool

- not listening to the game so you can spend some "quality" time with your wife to catch up on American idol (ALso Not Cool are Creighton's 4 losses on the year, 3 by a combined total of 5 points)

Cool

- taking second place in the OJSFA and winning 100 bones

Not Cool

- having the league manager (who won 3 times as much money I may add) hold your funds hostage so he can earn interest income off of them

Cool

- winning 0ver 150 clams in fake sports league after only paying 60 for entry fees

Not Cool

- using your winnings to buy your wife an IPOD (but I love her so I'm going to)

Cool

- The University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux sweeping the UM Golden Gophers in college hockey

Not Cool

- Acting like you understand and follow hockey, just so you can say you root for your home state team (where I was born, not where I live now)

Cool

- only having like 3 appointments all week (and getting paid the same)

Not Cool

- only having like 3 appointments all week (and not generating any cash for "The Firm")

Cool

- Tim Tebow helping out with things around the world

Not Cool

- Announcers proclaiming that he is the second coming of mine and Sport's Bottles Christ

That's all for now. Feel free to expand (as I'm sure you all will).