Madden Curse Strikes!

I have absolutely nothing to base this on, but I'm calling it because I know about the Madden curse and now that the fat bastard has even more time on his hands, he's probably carved about 100 voodoo dolls in the back of his cruiser. Troy Polamalu is out for the season*! That's my prediction. I have no factual basis for this, but I'm calling it.

Those of you who drafted Fitzgerald in the first round of their fantasy leagues better grimace, because if one goes down, the other is not far behind! Quick! Someone trade Bizarro Larry Fitzgerald before the season starts!

Seriously though, Polamalu is done for the year*, this year of our (Sports Bottle's) Lord, 2009.

*3-6 weeks

Announcement

Right now, I'm pretty sure it's over (my NFL career). But if someone calls on November 1st, who knows?

BREW CREW HANGOVER

Hey! We beat the worst team in baseball in comeback fashion! Wheeee!