Showing posts with label Don't fuck with Lebron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't fuck with Lebron. Show all posts

Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Plane Has Crashed Into The Mountain

"This team is toast."--Tom Hardicourt. I really couldn't have said it better. Pity poor Hardicourt for being forced to watch this shit on a daily basis. At least I can change the channel. He ends the article with "They are embarrassing themselves." Wow.

On the bright side, guess who's not going to work, but going to Miller Park with a bunch of drunken factory workers? This guy! And who is going to a game on Saturday? This guy! And who is going to the second annual Brewers-Cubs, try not to get murdered because not only are the FIBs drunk, but they are also bitter because the Cubs are somehow worse than the Brewers, game in September. Wheeeee!

Seriously, fucking trade Corey Hart right this fucking instant. And listen REALLY hard on Prince. That is all.

LEBRON

Like I'm not watching that shit tonight. Although "sources" have already leaked that he is going to the Heat. Although it has already been definitively reported that he was going to Chicago, New York and Cleveland this week too, so I don't take alot of stock in "sources". Also, whoever wrote the article on ESPN.com that I didn't read that said that this was worse than anything He Who Shall Not Be Named has done to America, is an idiot. Le Bron hasn't done this six straight years.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Do not Fuck with Lebron

I think this should be a lesson to anyone living in the greater Cleveland metro area, hell the whole state of Ohio, oh hell the entire country. DO... NOT... FUCK... WITH... LEBRON... JAMES

Seriously, they will ship your ass out in a cardboard box, with no air holes punched in it, for less than the value of said cardboard box. Not that Edwards was any sort of must keep on your team, must put up with any of his bullshit type of player, he was definitely expendable if he became a problem player, but wow that was quick.

I'm dead serious here people, I'm tempted to go up and sock Lebron in the face and see how quickly they decide that since the majority of my ancestors were German, they should just deport my ass back to Deutschland.