And it begins

Thanks to @SportsBubbler for this little tidbit. I'm sure this won't be the last incident of this nature.

Non-Degenerate's Picks for Use By Degenerate

Last Week: 11-5
Season: 95-87-1
All-Time: 229-213-3

Ind (-3), NO (-8), Phi (-8), Ari (-12.5), Hou (-12.5), KC (-1.5), Buf (+7), Bal (-10.5), Ten (-3.5), NYJ (NL), Oak (+14), SD (-6.5), GB (+1), Sea (-6.5), Min (-9), NYG (-3)

OTHER STUFF:

-The Pack is going to have its hands full Sunday, although I truthfully am not that worried. If you look at Pittsburgh, the only thing they do that we may not handle is rush the QB. We have done a much better job in the last few weeks of keeping Rodgers from dying. Pittsburgh's offense does not scare me at all. Big Ben is good, their receivers are decent and Mendenhall isn't terrible, but we've handled far better offenses. If Grant can manage his 2.9 yards a carry, Rodgers doesn't get killed, we don't give up any kick returns for TDs (definitely not a guarantee) and we just go for it or punt on every fourth down because a FGA is a waste of time, I think we win. I'm feeling 17-16, and clinching a playoff spot. Which is SWEET.

-Really, if you haven't seen "Jersey Shore" yet, you are missing something that should be in your life. It is "Real World" only not shitty, with Italians, spray tans, steroids and hair gel mixed in. This week, a chick nicknamed "Snooki" who is about 5'1" and not skinny (one of the other castmates said she was shaped like an exercise ball), got punched in the face by a dude. It was showed in full on the previews, but the show itself blacked the actual punch out (which was highly disappointing). Anyway, I highly encourage you to watch it. It is laugh out loud funny, and the best part is the people on it are not trying to be funny.



-I have to go Christmas shopping tonight to get some shit for my wife. And then we have to go tomorrow because we haven't purchased any presents. And like every year, I don't think of buying anything until it is too late to buy it online, and every year I get angry at myself.

Ex-Packers v. The Law: Round 2

AND the law wins again in an upset. I guess Whisper Goodman didn't have the same shiftiness he had back in '00 and '01. Neither did his girlfriend I guess. The message, as always, don't fuck with the O.P.D. But seriously, I feel bad for Whisper because he had such a sweet nickname.

I predict that the next Ex-Packer to be arrested will be (by position):

RB: LeShon Johnson
FB: Buford McGee
WR: Kitrick Taylor
WR: Aubrey Matthews
TE: Clint Didier
G: Doug Widell
G: Bill Ferrario
T: Tootie Robbins
T: Barry Stokes
C: Blair Bush
QB: T.J. Rubley
DE: Cletidus Hunt
DE: Alphonso Carreker
DT: Don Davey
LB: Jude Waddy
LB: Mike Hunt (not making this up)
LB: Ron Cox
LB: Keo Coleman
CB: Ahmad Carroll
CB: Roderick Mullen
FS: Tiger Greene
SS: Scott McGarahan
P: Paul McJulien
K: Max Zendejas
KR: Roell Preston

I Beat My Wife

So I finally finished off beating my wife (in our bracket competition) last night. North Carolina (I still hate them) provided the final dagger. This is the second time I've badly beaten my wife (in a bracket) in order to make money, or electronics. She doesn't like it much when I beat her (at a bracket competition). I've pretty much got beating her (in a bracket) down to a science. Although, she isn't very good at preventing me from beating her (in a bracket). Overall, I thoroughly enjoy beating my wife (in a bracket competition).

So what does this all mean? Well, it means that I have an extra $100 to blow when we don't go on our Vegas trip Labor Day weekend. And for all four of you that are reading this and thinking "What a pussy. Why does he have a budget?" (especially since you fucks are going to let me down and we won't end up going anyway). Well dickheads, it is because I'm fucking married. And there is a budget for everything. It is for the best. That is why I had to beat her (at a bracket competition) to get an extra $100 out of her. Twinkie is the only one that could possibly understand.