Friday, November 28, 2008
He Moratorium
I Hate People
Side Note: Wal-Mart will do nothing to help this poor dude's family, because they are a horrible, horrible, monstrosity that caters to and takes advantage of idiots that don't know better.
Friday Afternoon Coast
Stupid Comment
What I have a problem with is a statement he made comparing He and Rodgers. Oates said, "He's infinitely more experienced than Rodgers and, despite His age, more gifted athletically." What the fuck? What is the measurement used here? Athletically, the only standard you could argue in He's favor is arm strength. And from what I've heard current Packers say, that's a toss up. Is Oates saying He has more mobility? That's fucking ridiculous.
Black Friday, Blackout Saturday
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Funny Comments and Weather
Worhless, Uninformed Top 25, Picks, Stuffing
-New this week: Teams in bold have clinched an automatic bid to Juice's Dream D-I NCAA Football Get Together (JDDNFGT), presented by Cockring Emporium ("Any Cock'll Do!"), by winning their conference championships.
1(1) Alabama 11-0(1)
2(6) Utah 12-0(3)
3(2) Texas 10-1(2)
4(9) Boise St. 11-0(5)
5(8) Penn St. 11-1(6)
6(15)Ball St. 11-0(8)
7(3) Oklahoma 10-1(12)
8(7) Texas Tech 10-1(4)
9(4) Florida 10-1(7)
10(10)Ohio St. 10-2(10)
11(14)TCU 10-2(13)
12(5) USC 9-1(9)
13(11)Georgia 9-2(11)
14(16)Cincinnati 9-2(17)
15(18)BYU 10-2(14)
16(12)Oklahoma St. 9-2(15)
17(13) Missouri 9-2(16)
18(17)Oregon St. 8-3(23)
19(NR)Western Michigan 9-2(19)
20(19)Michigan St. 9-3(18)
21(24)Northwestern 9-3(21)
22(NR)Tulsa 9-2(24)
23(NR)Central Michigan 8-3(20)
24(NR)Rice 8-3(NR)
25(21)Boston College 8-3(NR)
Dropped Out: LSU (22), Pitt (25)
Grossly Overrated: Florida (4), USC (5)
Grossly Underrated: Boise St.(9), Ball St.(15), Western Michigan (NR)
PICKS:
Last Week: 8-8
Season: 81-91-4
Ten (-11), Dal (-13), Phi (-3), Buf (-6.5), Bal (-7), Ind (-4.5), Car (+3), Mia (NL), NYG (-3.5), Atl (+4.5), Pit (+1), NYJ (-7.5), KC(+3), Min (-3), Hou (-3)
Thanksgiving today. Getting together with family generally sucks. Food will be good. The football will be terrible. And I gotta go to work at like 6 fucking 30 tomorrow, so this really isn't much of a day off. I hope A-Peter chokes on a turkey bone and dies today.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Thanksgiving, He and, oh yeah, Guitar Hero
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
The Dirty South
Monday, November 24, 2008
Goddamn Snow and a Quarter Pound
They seem surprised that snow is slick. "I thought I could make that turn at 40 mph. I do it every day. I didn't notice the other 4 vehicles that lost control right in front of me." I hate people. Just in general. People suck.
End of an era (or some other time period)
...And the World Rejoiced
Sunday, November 23, 2008
I love doughnuts...
The Mall, Beer and Chipotle
Saturday, November 22, 2008
UWGB and Britney Spears
I just found out that UW-Green Bay got blowed out by D-II Rollins College last night. Jesus. I'm glad I didn't get those season tickets I wanted. Embarrassing.
I also just found out that Britney Spears is hot again. Remember back in 1998 where you, I and the Sports Bottle would have "crawled across charred glass to sniff her ass through a screen door"? Then remember in like 2006 when she was a fat pig (relatively speaking), and was fucking insane, and we wouldn't have fucked her with eachother's dick? Well, I just happened across her new music video for "Womanizer" (look it up yourself)(terrible, terrible song, even for her). And she has part of the video where she is completely naked (not full frontal of course), and she certainly appears to have her A (alright A-) game again. That doesn't mean she isn't bat shit crazy. And alot of luster has been taken off given the fact that she isn't 18 anymore, and all of the shit that's gone on. But she may revive her career as a glimmer in many a young man pants.
Memories....
The Gaels?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Hunting Redux
ESPN's Crack Staff
Bad Economy? Cheaper Gas!
Sports Illustrated Review
This may be a weekly thing. Not sure at this point. I've read every Sports Illustrated for approximately the past 15 years, give or take. I always flip through real quick when I first get an issue. These are my thoughts during this process.
The cover may not seem like it, but its promising, and I'll tell you why - Jimmie Johnson has a hot wife and she's mentioned on the cover. There's gotta be at least one picture of her. Also, I can't control my excitement about an entire article devoted to the future of hunting. It takes all my willpower not to turn directly to that article. More on this later.
On a nascar fan scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being the world's biggest tree hugging, electric car driving hippie and 10 being the biggest budweiser swilling, gun toting, conservative redneck I'm about a 5 when it comes to how much I enjoy/follow nascar.
Ashton's career must not be panning out the way he had envisioned but I bet those Nikon commercials are paying handsomely.
Cassel to Moss with one second left was sweet. I hate Moss but still a great catch.
Devin Hester (16%) voted best all-around athlete in the NFL by his peers. Is that cuz he's fast? What's the criteria? Terrell Owens (10%) is 2nd and Moss (8%) is 3rd. I know those two can play some hoops regardless the fact they're both buttfucks. Maybe Hester is a 3 handicap and can do a triple lutz.
Premiere of 24 this Sunday. I'm mildly excited but here's my miniature 24 rant. STOP TRYING TO BE SO FUCKING CREATIVE!!!!! The twists in this show are what's ruining this show. For example, Nina Meyers being the mole in the 1st season. It was just a twist for the sake of having a twist. And then they keep bringing her back. Despite the twists, I still enjoy the show but it's been getting decidedly worse each season.
Back to SI...
Every magazine could use more pictures of Ashley Judd.
The 'Pop Culture Grid' is one of my favorite little snippets in this magazine. They pretty much take 3 or 4 random athletes from all across the the sports spectrum and give them a phrase and write down the first thing the athlete says (i.e. LenDale White -- phrase 'Would ____ please be quiet? Please?' -- answer 'Bart Scott'). I always like to see which of the athletes I recognize. This week its Steve Mason (Blue Jackets goalie), LenDale White (Titans RB), Danny Cepero (Red Bulls GK), and Kerry Rhodes (Jets FS). I've heard of two. Nice miniature picture of Stacey Kiebler in this section.
Faces in the Crowd section. I skim real quick and determine how many of the chicks I'd do. None this week.
I wouldn't mind being Justin Timberlake.
Whoa!! There she is. Jimmie Johnson's wife Chandra.
Totally worth an article on Johnson to see that.
Artice about the dynamic Cardinal WR duo - Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald. Seems mildly interesting but one thing annoys the fuck outta me - the long dreadlock look. It was pretty cool at first but its old now. And it looks fucking ridiculous.
List of all time receiving tandems. A dollar to anyone who can name 5 of the top 10. Don't cheat.
Heisman race. 4 qbs - Graham Harrell, Colt McCoy, Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford. I'm gonna go with McCoy for no real reason. Tech has to lose eventually.
Derrick Rose is gonna be good for a long time.
And, finally, the feature article about the decline of hunting. Decline, huh? Obviously the focus of this article is not Wisconsin. Maybe people are beginning to realize that sitting in a tree all day, feeling like shit from the massive drinking binge you went on the night before, being as quiet as possible all by yourself isn't all that much fun. You can't even beat off when you're overtaken by boredom. Or can you? I guess I wouldn't know.
Kevin Smith is on the rise in fantasy football. Glad I picked him up in the OJSFA.
Last article each week is the Point After. For years this was the Life of Reilly. Typically a clever and witty article by the great Rick Reilly. But he's moved onto greener pastures. This week its an article Derrick Coleman and how he's given back to where he's come from. Riveting.
APB for Arkansas-Pine Bluff
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Worthless, Uninformed Top 25
1(1)Alabama 11-0(1)
2(3)Texas 10-1(3)
3(7)Utah 11-0(4)
4(2)Texas Tech 10-0(2)
5(9)Boise St. 10-0(8)
6(8)Penn St. 10-1(6)
7(4)Florida 9-1(9)
8(17)Ball St. 10-0(10)
9(6)USC 9-1(11)
10(10)Ohio St. 9-2(13)
11(11)Georgia 9-2(12)
12(5)Oklahoma 9-1(5)
13(16)TCU 9-2(7)
14(14)BYU 10-1(14)
15(12)Oklahoma St. 9-2(16)
16(13)Missouri 9-2(17)
17(19)Cincinnati 8-2(21)
18(15)Michigan St. 9-2(15)
19(NR)Western Michigan 9-2(20)
20(NR)Central Michigan 8-2(23)
21(NR)Northwestern 8-3(NR)
22(18)LSU 7-3(24)
23(21)Oregon St. 7-3(25)
24(NR)Tulsa 8-2(18)
25(20)Pitt 7-2(22)
Dropped Out: Air Force (19)
Grossly Overrated: North Carolina(22), Miami(23), Oklahoma (5), Pitt(20)
Grossly Underrated: Ball St. (17), Western Michigan (NR), Central Michigan (NR)
Jim Jackson = Rae Carruth?
UW v. St. Mary's Burn Center recap
At one point I was convinced the Badgers were going to have a mythical "white out". There were 4 white guys on the floor at once on more than one occasion.
Jon Luer, who looks not fast, not coordinated, not short and not particularly skillful.....DESTROYED SIU-E tonight. He was on the receiving end of a nice ally-oop in traffic. Any time a goonie white guy can get an ally-oop in traffic against you, you aren't very good.
Tar Heel Debut
Dave, this is for you.
I'm watching my dvr'd Tar Heel vs Kentucky game due to the fact that I had to work during the game. Other than a random Duper text message saying UK needed a TO, I have no idea how this went. For the record, the Tar Heels are my favorite team in any sport. How Dave is with the Packers is how I am with the Tar Heels. I really don't know exactly why, but I've loved them since I was a little kid
Heel super frosh Tyler Zeller looks strikingly similar to another Heel white low post guy. You know who I'm talking about Dave. Wouldn't that be great to have Hansbrough Jr when Hansbrough Sr graduates?
If I didn't like the ACC so much, I would hate Dick Vitale.
Who is it thats the Kentucky fan? Is that Bear? We totally should've bet on this game.
Although its almost 1am, I'll be following along with the Badger game on the bottom line. They're already up 15 in the first half. Looks like a nail biter.
15-4 Heels, 5.5 minutes into the game.
19-4
Did 30 minutes of cardio tonight. Got more and more pissed with each passing second.
Ellington has the sweetest J in college hoops.
25-6 (minus the reigning national player of the year).
How did Brad Daugherty become a Nascar analyst? How can any Nascar fan take him seriously? Would I take Rusty Wallace seriously if he was announcing this game alongside Dan Schulman?
Erin Andrews is a aesthetically pleasing woman whom i respect for her career accomplishments.
25-11
SIU-Edwards? Really? SIU? Sucking It Up?
Greg Paulus is still playing for Duke.
Chris Lofton finally graduated.
Why doesn't anyone ever bitch about the tv timeout? I think its horseshit.
This is my first ever running blog.
33-19... obviously the Heels prayed harder before the game.
Jeremy Pargo still plays for Gonzaga.
Do ever catch yourself watching commercials when you're watching something you've dvr'd?
38-21 after the commercial break.
Again I would like to thank Lee Evans for not making a catch Monday night and giving my fantasy team a hard fought victory.
Less than 2 weeks until my regular season Lambeau debut (thanks Dave).
Badgers squeaking by 50-24 with 15 minutes left. Real confidence booster.
Stephen Curry is fantastic but will never be better than his dad in NBA Live '97.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Random thoughts from the weekend
Anywho, I was quite excited to see the Badgers give the Gophers the ole double safety and then win the game by less than that 4 point margin fucking in the ass that the Pack got from the Queens last weekend. I insisted throughout the game however that the Gophers were putting guys into motion that were moving forward when the ball was snapped, but no one else seemed to be paying attention to the game so my complaints were falling on deaf ears.
So the Packer game, I was very happy to see that we move AJ Hawk to the middle and got Chillar in there rather than Bishop. I was bitching about Bishop being in the game after Barnett got hurt against the Queens and that was before he completely blew the play where AP went 50 yards to the house. I'm not the biggest Hawk fan right now, but if that's what it takes to justify getting Chillar in there finally, I'm cool with that.
I also think that someone needs to tell the young Nick Roach here that he and his fellow Bears were in fact, NOT good enough to wipe James Jones and the Packers ass this Sunday. This week we've got the Saints on Monday night, I wonder which Green Bay team will show up...
Hoops Bonanza, New Blogger? and MNF
Monday, November 17, 2008
The Bears Still Suck!
Impressive post by Twinkie. Way to take one for the team. It was not as impressive as the Packers tying down some of Bear's distant relatives from Chicago and drilling out thier assholes with a scalding hot charcoal briquette. That was one of the most satifying wins I can remember. They did almost everything perfectly. My only beef was A-Rodg underthrowing that Urlacher pick by about 10 yards. That was an easy TD otherwise. Highlight was the audible "Bears Still Suck!" chant. (I'm not going to pretend I didn't get goosebumps watching the above video)
Bucky barely held on against Long Beach State yesterday at the Kohl Center. Scary game. I can't decide what it says about thier prospects for the season. On one hand, if I know the Badgers, I know these things: 1)They always have at least one scare at home in the early going; 2) They struggle against athletic teams that aren't afraid to gun up a three with 31 seconds left on the shot clock. LB St. did both. Some of the shots the 49ers made were ridiculous. On the other hand, I was not impressed with Bucky on either side of the ball. They settled for a shitload of 3 pointers. The inside game was pretty useless against a small-ish mid-major team. They aren't going to be able to score from inside 15 feet in the Big 10. Landry has potential to have a HUGE year though. The 3 pointer/block sequence in the last 30 second was the balls.
Nuff said on CU/New Mexico. I was fist pumping the "Gamecast" on cstv.com, which was actually pretty slick, while watching UW.
If The White Broncos are able to pull off a huge come from behind victory against my brother tonight (needed 24.9 from Marshawn Lynch, and with 4:00 left in the first half he has 15.5), it will pretty much be the greatest sports weekend in recent ememory.
The State of my sport's teams address
Sunday, November 16, 2008
C'Mon
Friday, November 14, 2008
CU v. New Mexico
All Right, I'm Done
Jets v. Pats
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Battle for the Axe
An Exercise in Ridiculousness
Picks n' Stuff
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Worhtless, Uninformed Top 25
1)(1) Alabama 10-0 (1)
2)(2) Texas Tech 10-0 (4)
3)(3) Texas 9-1 (3)
4)(7) Utah 10-0 (6)
5)(5) Oklahoma 9-1 (8)
6)(8) Penn St. 9-1 (2)
7)(18) TCU 9-2 (5)
8)(9) Boise St. 9-0 (7)
9)(4) Florida 8-1 (11)
10)(14)Ball St. 9-0 (9)
11)(6)USC 8-1 (12)
12)(10) Georgia 8-2 (13)
13)(11)Ohio St. 8-2 (17)
14)(17)BYU 9-1 (14)
15)(15) Michigan St. 9-2 (16)
16)(13)Oklahoma St. 8-2 (10)
17)(12) Missouri 8-2 (18)
18)(23)Tulsa 8-1 (15)
19)(NR)Air Force 8-2 (20)
20)(NR)Western Michigan 8-2 (NR)
21)(22) Cincinnati 7-2 (25)
22)(21) Pitt 7-2 (23)
23)(NR) Central Michigan 7-2 (21)
24)(20) LSU 6-3 (22)
25)(NR) Oregon St. 6-3 (NR)
Dropped Out: Northwester (19), Maryland (24)
In BCS, Not in mine: South Carolina (25), North Carolina (16), Wake Forest (24), Florida St. (19)
Grossly Overrated: Florida St., North Carolina, Florida, USC, Missouri
Grossly Underrated: TCU, Tulsa, Western Michigan
The Shane Battier All-Star Team
F-Tyler Hanbrough, UNC
G-Darren Collison, UCLA (Most Ridiculously old)
C-Hasheem Thabeet, UCONN
G-Osiris Eldridge, Illinois St. (Valley shout out)
G-Bryan Mullins, SIU (Valley shout out)
G-Kyle McAlarney, Notre Dame
F-Scottie Reynolds, Villinova (a junior!!!)
G-Dominic James, Marquette
F-Raymar Morgan, Michigan St.
C -Josh Heytvelt, Gonzaga
G-Greg Paulus, Duke (honorary Dookie)
G- John Scheyer, Duke (honorary Dookie)
Feel free to add your own.