tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64708481454210346732024-02-06T21:39:19.478-06:00Archie Manning's BastardsSports related articles from the illegitimate children of Archie ManningBearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.comBlogger1116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-45909143693796679762018-02-20T07:33:00.002-06:002018-02-20T07:33:58.820-06:00Gutey to Draft as Many as 12 New Cuties in AprilSelection capital. It's the currency of the NFL. After the annual March player auction in which a group of good men are sold to (usually) the highest bidder, the world (the minority of US citizens who still watch the NFL) will turn its naked eyes to the annual selection special. This season is expected to be a special one for the Green Bay Packers, as new General Manager Brian "Gutey" Gutekunst
UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-35282632720908717822018-01-10T10:18:00.000-06:002018-01-10T10:18:13.226-06:00Gute Gute Gute for the Home Team
Ted Thompson's reign of terror is over.
I'll start this off by saying that I'm one of "Gutey's Cuties." This hire was hands down the smartest move an NFL franchise has made in 500 years. Gutey is well known as the top evaluator of NFL and college talent in the league, and is extremely aggressive.
I'm going to put this out there so that it is preserved for eternity . . .
UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-26080894648867684432014-04-11T12:23:00.000-05:002014-04-11T12:23:02.864-05:00Milwaukee Bucks Follow Up To The Previous PostI've seen less than one Bucks game this year, but nobody pays me to do this, so you really shouldn't care. If the Internets are about anything, they are about spewing uninformed opinions on things. So I don't watch the Bucks, but growing up in Wisconsin, I DO care about their existence, and want them to do well.
So when UCSB brought up the NBA lottery to me, I immediately thought of Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-55034527213091178972014-04-03T13:05:00.002-05:002014-04-03T13:09:19.932-05:00
May 20, 2014 - The NBA Draft Lottery Live on Pay-per-View and the WWE Network
Much has changed since we last put digital ink to Archie Manning's Bastards paper.
2014 has sparked the formation of the foremost sports travel concierge in the industry: VIP Fan Experiences LLC (now accepting bookings for you and your group's sports vacation). Further, Twitter stock rose, fellUCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-8762554185242595142013-12-01T17:35:00.002-06:002013-12-01T17:35:53.802-06:00I've shed 10,000 tears in the past 24 hours. All that I've been living for is gone.
R.I.P.
September 12, 1973 - November 30, 2013
We will forever miss you old friend. Your star simply burned too bright.
From all of us at Archie Manning's Bastards, thank you Paul Walker for enriching our lives through film.
UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-54711713242516067732013-11-01T15:29:00.001-05:002013-11-01T15:29:44.050-05:00Warning hockey fans - FUCK DIRECTVI don't know where else to vent, so I'll post on here so that I can guarantee no one will read it.
A couple months ago, I got fed up with Time Warner Cable and decided to make the switch to Directv (free NFL Sunday Ticket was good incentive). Everything has gone well, until now.
We ordered the top tier package, known as the Premier Package. We get ALL channels, including all the The Sports Bottlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02582949578160693724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-8279081470881415672013-09-17T13:00:00.000-05:002013-09-17T13:48:13.301-05:00GREG JENNINGS WINS WAR WITH PACKERS!
OMG This is such a sick burn bro! As a Packers fan, I can't do anything but give you credit where credit is due, and humbly surrender to the master. I really hope there is any way Jennings can allow the Packers to play out the season, and ride off into the sunset forever as a franchise and fanbase. Lesson learned. Lesson learned.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-33744821541174871042013-09-14T09:03:00.001-05:002013-09-14T09:03:45.254-05:00Weird Week For the Manning Family
I'm not sure if I should be excited for Archie Manning? Feel sad? Brace for a lawsuit? The Manning children (less Cooper. My God look at that Google search. Poor Cooper) are facing off for the fourth time this season (it feels like there is a Manning Bowl every other week. It's nuts.). So I imagine Archie will have some drinks and enjoy watching his Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-50033298388558736672013-09-13T13:17:00.001-05:002013-09-13T13:17:58.117-05:00Packers v. Redskins: Horseshoe Is Still Up My Ass
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! This evening I will be meeting with an elderly gentlemen to either exchange money for Packers tickets, or get gutted like a fish. Could go either way! My Craigslist stalking paid off in the form of reasonably priced tickets to the game Sunday.
My brother and I have a long and storied history of going to Packers-Redskins games. We Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-32000818003993968902013-09-12T12:54:00.000-05:002013-09-12T12:54:05.400-05:00REFRESHING!
The time is here again. That time when I have the Craigslist Green Bay Tickets Classifieds open all week so that I can hit refresh every 10 minutes or so in order to get cheap Packers tickets. It's actually a little bit embarrassing. If I wasn't a cheap asshole, or if I didn't have a moral issue with paying people two or three times over face value for tickets, I could go toJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-69182954309589516742013-09-11T13:15:00.000-05:002013-09-11T13:15:11.344-05:00Zombie AMB Update: I'm Still Fat
The other day the family and I (weird. I have like, my own family now. I'm like Tony Soprano except not from New Jersey and my only crime is poor blogging and a hygiene problem) went to a local Mexican establishment for some bold nourishment, south of the border style. We showed up around 7 p.m. on Monday, which is pretty late, and the place was basically empty except for a few Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-19831286282756067882013-09-10T12:41:00.000-05:002013-09-10T12:41:57.897-05:00A Packers Fan Ode To Jim Harbaugh (Zombie Archie Manning's Bastards)Oh, hello! It has been over two years since I last posted anything here. As I explained previously, Twitter savagely murdered the blog and its members. I was reminded today that TWO posts have gone up since my last one in 2011. I've resolved that never would three straight go up without one from me. Since twitter, and since our kid was born, I've had a tough time getting worked Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-66631731252295107002013-07-30T16:10:00.003-05:002013-07-30T16:10:59.574-05:00July 13, 2011Greetings from the year 2013. So much has happened since this blog was last updated . . .
Fall 2011/Winter 2012:
-The Milwaukee Brewers got hot and find themselves in the NLCS, falling in 6 games to the hated Cardinals.
-Ryan Braun is caught using steroids the first time.
-Wisconsin football starts a 5th year senior who led them to a second consecutive Rose Bowl appearance, this one UCSB616http://www.blogger.com/profile/12942483522492211091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-36784575990090864232011-07-13T11:11:00.003-05:002011-07-13T12:15:22.177-05:00KRod: The man, the myth, the legendImmediately following the Some-Star Game last night, the Brewers acquired Francisco Rodriguez and cash in a trade for 2 players to be named later. Let's break this down a little bit shall we?First of all, let's talk about the pieces.KRod may not be in the prime of his career, but he is still a good reliever and will be an upgrade to our current bullpen, the biggest question is whether he is Bearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755318490808659440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-48934368286126929972011-07-08T17:11:00.000-05:002011-07-08T17:13:05.570-05:00State of the BrewersNow is as good a time as any to give you my mid-season summary of the Milwaukee Brewers. I'm going to try to break it down an organized fashion. See Baseball Reference and Fan Graphs for all the stats. (Ed. Note: I wrote half of this a few days earlier, so some of the stats are a few days outdated.)OVERALL: The team currently sits at 47-42, tied with the St. Louis Cardinals. The team has Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-60478064286405285032011-06-25T09:23:00.004-05:002011-06-25T09:30:39.767-05:00Drunken Brewers/Twinkie PreviewIn about 2 1/2 hours, I'm embarking on my most ambitious tailgating venture ever as I take off to Milwaukee to watch the Brewers take their second straight from the Twinks. It is my most ambitious ever because we are bringing a table. Otherwise it is the same as any other. Regardless, myself, Mrs. Juice, Sports Bottle, the soon to be Mrs. Sports Bottle, Richard and friends are going to get Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-41528862764868346762011-06-22T17:56:00.004-05:002011-06-22T18:14:50.628-05:00Can't Fix StupidI sort of vowed to not blog about Favre ever again, because I feel like there was a clear "winner" in the whole shitstorm, but I'm still pissed about this.It has been pretty well documented how I feel about Brett Favre. It has been well documented how I feel about the Green Bay Packers. After Aaron Rodgers put up one of the single best performances in Super Bowl history en route to a Super BowlJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-81046317639561647022011-06-18T10:04:00.004-05:002011-06-18T10:19:12.350-05:00Dear DiaryHi. It has been awhile. I've been busy tweeting everything that comes to mind before I have time or the desire to blog anything. Blogging is much more fun when ANYONE else joins in. And I've been kind of busy. If you are at all interested in anything I say, you should probably follow me on twitter @Juicelaw_WI. I had to chime in on a few things that were to cumbersome to tweet. I went to a Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-38224622055211760552011-05-30T10:17:00.004-05:002011-05-30T10:38:41.305-05:00Whoa.This morning I had a post planned out in my mind based on my work at a beer stand last night. Then I open up my laptop to find that The Vest has resigned amid the shitstorm at Ohio State. It isn't that often that anything makes you stop and say "Whoa." in sports anymore. But the resignation of one of the most famous football coaches at one of the biggest universities in the country will make Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-39781092837397655492011-05-29T10:04:00.003-05:002011-05-29T10:27:52.932-05:00Great Tickets In TheoryAs many of you may have heard, I received my 2011-12 Green Bay Packer Ticket assignments earlier this week. If I was given the choice of one game, I would've wanted to experience the home opener against the Saints, in order to see what kind of party the NFL put on, and to see the additional pageantry of the opening game after a Super Bowl win. Well, I may have gotten my wish, as I was notified Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-10354631927165012872011-05-23T19:13:00.003-05:002011-05-23T19:38:14.909-05:00Brew Crew Hangover: Sweep EditionI'm going to start a new feature here (until I stop blogging for like a month again). I'm going to tell you how many wins the Brewers have compared to how many I expected them to have preseason, then I'm going to tell you if you should remain calm, panic, or celebrate.Predicted Record: 27-20Actual Record: 24-23Verdict: Remain CalmPretty close to what I expected, even with the peaks and valleys.Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-43106122907397727622011-05-22T09:52:00.004-05:002011-05-23T08:15:54.854-05:00Invisible Brew Crew Hangover--Post-Rapture EditionInteresting question: If the Brewers play the Rockies on a Saturday night in front of a sellout crowd, but arcane and preposterous MLB blackout rules prevent anyone from seeing it that wasn't there, did it really happen? (takes a hit off of a spliff) That shit is DEEP. Really though, it is 2002. We should be able to watch whatever game we fucking want and not be force-fed some Cubs-RedSox Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-31928128781389979292011-05-19T17:23:00.005-05:002011-05-20T10:30:27.463-05:00ReviewzWanted to chime in quick on a few topics while my neighbor stands next to his pickup truck in his jorts enjoying a Busch Light.BREWERSTruthfully, I'm not that disappointed with the Brewers. I just took a look at the schedule. I predicted preseason that they would probably win around 87 games, and be deep in the hunt. Of course, I'm an idiot. Anyway, based on my predictions, I have them at 24 winsJuicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-23253033452928877782011-05-15T18:15:00.004-05:002011-05-15T19:13:48.992-05:00This Is An Emergency Blog PostMy wife left me to go to a conference. I'm sitting home alone. A few weeks ago I recorded "Masters of the Universe" on my DVR. I was a huge He-Man fan growing up in the 80's, and I had never seen the movie. Plus, Dolph Lundgren plays He-Man. Anyways, I'm sitting here watching it, and it is so absurd that I needed to start a sort of live blog on it.SUMMARY OF THE FIRST 52 MINUTES-He-Man is Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470848145421034673.post-61436295887819701052011-05-08T09:24:00.002-05:002011-05-08T09:47:55.148-05:00ExhaleWell there we go. Yo is a Cy Young contender and the Crew is sure to turn this 7 game losing streak into a 12 game winning streak after yesterday. Championship! Thus is the ebb and flow of the 700 game MLB season. I'm still concerned that the Crew hasn't hit at all for the last week. Big early season game today. They sort of need to steal this series after shitting Houston down their legs. Gotta Juicelawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05591594426884664806noreply@blogger.com0