Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Now Announcing!

Your 2009 OJSFA League Champion! The Jolly Pharmaceuticals! I will be the first to say this was long overdue, I deserved it because I've been consistently better than everyone else in this league for going on 4 years now and people like Brian Westbrook(2008) and Tom Brady(2007) have been fucking me in the playoffs way too much. I am the greatest champion this league has ever known and also the most humble. I respectfully and deservedly accept your praise and idle worship.

Thank you,
Jolly Pharmaceuticals