Thursday, December 31, 2009

Recipe for Disaster


Preheat the oven to 15 degrees. In a mixing bowl, combine a night of poor sleep, a 5:50 a.m. wake up call and 10 hours of "work". Stir until smooth. Add a light dinner, let sit for an hour. In a separate bowl, combine 15 beers, 5 to 10 shots and a bottle of the Andre. Bake until sometime after midnight until blacked out. Overserves one. Delights a spouse.


I will make some actual fake betting recommendations by Saturday. But sticking with tradition, here are the weekly NFL picks.

Last Week: 7-8-1
Season: 107-104-4
All-Time: 241-230-6

NYG (+9), Ind (NL), Pit (NL), SF (-7), NE (+8), Chi (-3), Atl (-2.5), Jax (+1), GB (+3), Den (-13.5), Ten (-4.5), Bal (-11), Phi (+3), SD (-4), Cin (+10)


Working on New Year's Eve is fucking bullshit. I will be closely following UW v. Ohio St. I like Bucky at home to win.

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