Clash of the Titans

This week is a gigantic week in the Orenthal James Simpson Football Association.  This is the week where I my team "The White Broncos" take on Ricky's team "Spider Pigs" in a battle of (4-0) teams for first place.  I overcame a subpar week to from Marion Barber to take out Mark and his B-Team All Stars last week.  Anquan Boldin is probably out this week with a broken skull, so I will probably have to go with Santonio Holmes or some other fake WR.

 

The Twins might make the playoffs tonight.  The Twins might be the least talented team that has a chance to get in.  I say might because Chicago sucks too.  I will give the edge to the White Sox because they are playing at home, which is only an advantage because the other option was to play inside of a garbage bag.

 

Dr. Aaron Rodgers's self-diagnosis of a separated shoulder was wrong I guess.  That fuck better play this week.

 

Yo going in game one.  Here's hoping he has built his stamina up to a normal person.  He is really, really good though.  Brewers will win if they can get it to 5 and get CC on normal rest (which I guess isn't 3 days) in game 5, where he will undoubtedly throw a near perfect game.  I have a hard time believing they can win two out of the four others with thier sketchy bullpen, lack of much hitting at all, the potential of "Soup" and "Bushie" appearing/starting in multiple games,  and Yo at half stamina.

 

Tony Kornhieser is making MNF unwatchable.  I normally don't let too many announcers bother me, but he makes Dennis Miller look good.  His voice during a game is just bothersome to me.  I might have to stop watching PTI.  John Madden bothers me less, and he is bothersome.  Jerry Glanville was a better announcer.  Matt Millen was a better GM.  Dan is better in bed than TK is at announcing.