GAME OF THE WEEK
The White Broncos (0-0) v. Heywood Jablome (0-0)
Line: The White Broncos by 6.
History: The White Broncos lead the series 5-1.
Summary: Game of the week because I said so. No doubt in my mind that Dr. Phil (White Broncos) throws all of his TD passes to Vincent Jackson (Heywood Jablome) and none to Antonio Gates (White Broncos) to completely fuck me. Good times.
OTHER GAMES (In order of importance)
RIP Billie Jean (0-0) v. Jolly Pharmaceuticals (0-0)
Line: Billie Jean by 13
History: Pharmaceuticals lead series 4-2.
Summary: These two guys LOVE the cock. That much I can tell you. Both teams were in the playoffs last year.
Schmock's Team (0-0) v. Bottomed Out (0-0)
Line: Schmock's Team by 15.
History: Bottomed Out leads the series 4-3.
Summary: I've got nothing except that Bottomed out needs to pay his motherfucking fees.
Faribault Frauleins (0-0) v. A-Rodg's Grapefruit (0-0)
Line: Frauleins by 9
History: Grapefruit leads series 2-0.
Summary: Another second year team Frauleins, decided to come up with the most difficult name to fucking spell.
LEAST IMPORTANT, DOGSHIT GAME OF THE WEEK
Marino for Prez (0-0) v. No Talent Ass Clowns (0-0)
Line: No Talent Ass Clowns by 7.
History: Marino for Prez leads series 2-0.
Summary: Second year for both teams. Marino for Prez was an expansion team (and a shitty one). No Talent Ass Clowns has a creepy Simpson's style character for a logo.
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I don't know your address and I will probably pay you on Thanksgiving like last year
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