Monday, February 16, 2009

(Less) Fatty Tumor

Well, well, well. It appears the prospect of free agency in three years has caused our svelte friend to trade in at least 15 minutes every three days of eating Doritos, for walking on the treadmill at 2.3 miles per hour. Lets hope the lack of cheese stains on his fingers improves his fielding as well...

Let's also hope this goes better than when he tried to lose weight by becoming a "vegetarian". Seriously though, he just didn't know that chocolate didn't count as a vegetable.

I'm sure Bear is completely convinced this is going to work. And, it was written by Anthony Witrado, so it must be true.

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