Saturday, October 3, 2009

OJSFA Week 4 Preview

First, somehow, even though the Packers haven't played a 3-4 defense since the 1980's, He Who Shall Not Be Named has an intimate knowledge of the Packers defense. Really? He may be vaguely familiar with a few of the players, but when Bernard Berrian is talking about the DBs playing "press coverage" it is clear that Chilly hasn't even looked at a game tape from this year. Its not like He Who Shall Not Be Named hasn't seen every defense ever created in his 43 years in the league, so I don't think there is a real advantage to be had here, but if anyone has an advantage it is the Packer defenders who played against him in practice every day, and against Him in the same offense, and not the other way around.

This just in: HOLY SHIT. They arrested the dude who taped Erin Andrews! No. Fucking. Way.

Onto the previews.


Heywood Jablome (2-1) v. Faribault Frauleins (2-1)

I believe Heywood has been in the game of the week every week. Which either means whomever picks the weekly matchup for TLC thinks they are good, or they have a tough schedule.

Line: Frauleins by 5
History: Heywood leads 1-0


The White Broncos (2-1) v. Marino for Prez (1-2)

I'm playing a team not run by Schmock. That is disappointing because I was looking forward to continuing my dominance. However, Duper's team sucks, so I'll be fine.

Line: Broncos by 3
History: Broncos lead 1-0

R.I.P. Billie Jean (3-0) v. No Talent Ass Clowns (1-2)

Billie Jean continues to defy the odds by not losing. The Ass Clowns are in the midst of what is sure to be a 10 game losing streak.

Line: Billie Jean by 20 1/2 (!!!)
History: Billie Jean leads 2-0

Schmock's Team (1-2) v. Jolly Pharmaceuticals (1-2)

Schmock is not playing me, so he has a chance to win. Bear is a terrible human being/animal.

Line: Schmock by 5
History: Schmock leads 5-2


Clown Baby (1-2) v. A-Rodg's Grapefruit (1-2)

The Grapefruit continue to be the worst team in the league. So they really, really suck. The backfield of Cadillac Williams and Darren McFadden does not make me think of Jim Taylor and Paul Hourning. I'm just sayin'.

Line: Clown Baby by 12 1/2
History: Grapefruit leads 4-2

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