Wednesday, October 29, 2008
The NBA re-visited
Speaking of Creighton basektball...
http://www.gocreighton.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=89381&SPID=69&DB_OEM_ID=1000&ATCLID=1612620
As a fan, I know this doesn't mean shit until they actually play all the games and end up in first place. Nonetheless, we'll take the accolades. Along with the first place prediction, one of the guards is picked to be first-team all conference. He has one of the best names in the league, P'Allen Stinett. P'Allen is near the top of my list for male names for the baby which we may or may not have in the next 20 years. I'm not sure how the wife feels about it yet, but I'm definitely gonna push for it.
I leave you with this great Youtube clip from our sacred, then traitor, then back to sacred again, Coach Dana Altman. No wonder he didn't stick around at Arkansas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeUZFagfR80
I would link the youtube clip like Juice, but I'm too dumb to know how.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Signs of the Apocolypse
2) The Brewers reportedly are going to offer CC $100 fucking million clams for 4 years. I'm not sure what rumored and reportedly means, but whatever. If this is true, I'm flabbergasted. This would figure to be about 1/4 of their salary. It is probably just a good faith showing to the fans that they were serious, figuring they will be outbid no matter what. The general feeling seems to be that his market is only about $20mil, so this offer is a good one. But someone will offer more years, or more money.
Worthless, Uniformed Top 25
1(3)Penn St. 9-0 (3)
2(1)Texas 8-0 (1)
3(2)Alabama 8-0 (2)
4(13)TCU 8-1 (5)
5(7)Texas Tech 8-0 (10)
6(10)Utah 8-0 (4)
7(16)Ball St. 8-0 (7)
8(18)Tulsa 8-0 (9)
9(4)Oklahoma 7-1 (11)
10(6)Georgia 7-1 (13)
11(11)Boise St. 7-0 (12)
12(9)Oklahoma St. 7-1 (6)
13(12)Ohio St. 7-2 (8)
14(5)USC 6-1 (15)
15(21)Michigan St. 7-2 (22)
16(17)Minnesota 7-1 (24)
17(20)BYU 7-1 (19)
18(8)Florida 6-1 (21)
19(14)Missouri 6-2 (NR)
20(24)Oregon 6-2 (NR)
21(NR)Maryland 6-2 (NR)
22(19)LSU 5-2 (16)
23(23)South Florida 6-2 (14)
24(NR)Air Force 6-2 (NR)
25(NR)Fresno St. 5-2 (NR)
Dropped Out: Pitt (17), Vanderbilt (18), Northwestern (20), Georgia Tech (23), Cincinnati (25)
In BCS, not in my ratings: Florida St. (15), North Carolina (22), UConn (25)
Grossly Overrated: Oklahoma, USC, Florida, Missouri, Florida St.
Grossly Underrated: TCU, Ball St., Tulsa, Michigan St., Maryland
For what its worth, Texas and Penn St. are virtually tied, Alabama is a close 3rd, and then there is a large gap between 3 and 4. Texas will take a huge lead with a win at #5 Texas Tech next week. Texas Tech will not even pass Texas if they beat them (which is bullshit in my OWN poll).
Abominations: NFL, LDT and The Deli
DW: How much?
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Just as I predicted...
Also that new Guitar Hero commercial with Tony Hawk, Kobe Bryant, A-Rod and Michael Phelps is really creepy and leads me to believe that all four of those individuals had sex with each other.
World Series Update
Friday, October 24, 2008
Jeeez. I think Sal and I could be friends
"So you weren't very much help, and you aren't very much help to the Jets," Paolantonio said. "So go home."
He might be my new favorite sports writer.
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Bye Week Blues
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Weak A** World Series Preview
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Score!
1) A sixer of the long awaited Leinie's Winter Seasonal: Fireside Nut Brown (Aftertaste of maple syrup! Tastes like Christmas! Wheee!) Seriously, its not bad, not fantastic. I would rate it slightly behind Summer Shandy, and Oktoberfest, but slightly ahead of Berry Weiss on the seasonal list.
2)Franken Berry: (Ed. Note: pink stool? And I dispute that it is easily found)
3)Boo Berry
4) Count Fuckin' Chocula
For the record, I've never heard of Yummy Mummy (1987-1993, sort of surprising I don't recall this one) or Fruit Brute (I guess it was retired in 1983, so that would probably explain it)
Wikipedia is spectacular.
Sorry for the non-sports post.
Done.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Worthless, Uninformed, Top 25
Rank/BCS Rank, Name, Record, Last Week
1(1) Texas 7-0 (5)
2(2) Alabama 7-0 (1)
3(3) Penn St. 8-0 (2)
4(11)Utah 8-0 (3)
5(14)TCU 7-1 (8)
6(6) Oklahoma St. 7-0 (6)
7(20)Ball St. 7-0 (4)
8(9) Ohio St. 7-1 (10)
9(19)Tulsa 7-0 (7)
10(8)Texas Tech 7-0 (13)
11(4)Oklahoma 6-1 (15)
12(12)Boise St. 6-0 (14)
13(7)Georgia 6-1 (18)
14(16)South Fla 6-1 (20)
15(5)USC 5-1 (NR)
16(13)LSU 5-1 (NR)
17(17)Pitt 5-1 (NR)
18(NR)Vanderbilt 5-2 (12)
19(21)BYU 6-1 (9)
20(22)N'Western 6-1 (25)
21(10)Florida 5-1 (16)
22(NR)Mich. St. 6-2 (11)
23(18)Geo Tech 6-1 (NR)
24(24)Minnesota 6-1 (17)
25(NR)Cincinnati 5-1 (21)
Dropped Out of my poll: Missouri (19), Kansas (22), Virginia Tech (23), North Carolina (24)
In BCS and not in my poll: Missouri, Kansas, Florida St.
This Guy Will Kill You
This seriously has to be fake. Like that YouTube video where the girl runs up the outfield wall for a foul ball, or that Powerade commercial where Vick throws the 125yd pass. But it certainly looks real. And if it is, it is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen I think.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Jake Peavy Doesn't Care Much for Winning
The whole scenario here is a little bizarre, because San Diego was in the playoffs LAST YEAR!! (Well, sort of, they lost a tiebreaker, but still). I believe they were there the year before as well. But this year, they were a shit streak at the bottom of the NL West, and now have decided to clean house.
Peavy has allegedly named the teams he would be willing to go to: Atlanta, St. Louis, Cubs, Dodgers and Houston. Noticeably not on that list, among others, is the Milwaukee Brewers. Why would a player not want to come to Milwaukee right now? He already has a fat contract, so money isn't an issue. They have some of the best young talent in the league. They play in a dome when it is shitty out, and the summers are lovely. The facilities are tremendous. Beer is plentiful. His list of teams are completely without rhyme or reason. Why isn't Philly on the list? (Other than the fact that if he gives up a home run he might get hit with a battery).
He allegedly only wants to pitch in the NL, fine I guess. But would you rather saddle yourself with a 100 year curse with the Cubs? I'm just baffled by this. I'm not saying Milwaukee necessarily can or will try to deal for him and/or pay him, but I think it would be a good move. Here is my offer: Prince, Weeks and Hall for Peavy. That should get it done I would think. We get rid of Prince (who we don't want to afford) and two cancers in Weeks/Hall. To conclude, Jake Peavy is a fuckhole.
Predictions: Iowa 21, UW 20; Indy 34, GB 31; bullets in my brain 3.
Wow
Last Week: 5-9
Overall: 39-47-2
Ten (-9), SD (+1), Pit (-9.5), Bal (+3), Chi (-3), NO (+3), SF (+10.5), Hou (-9.5), NYJ (-3), Was (-7.5), Ind (-1.5), TB (-10.5), Den (+3)
Last night's game was insane. It was like the Rays all went and got drunk between the 6th and 7th innings. How else do you explain the random shift in momentum? I don't like the Red Sox at all, but what if they come back AGAIN? At least there is something besides college football to watch on Saturday night now.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Upon Further Review, He is a Douche
I point this out because I'm pretty sure He Who Shall Not Be Named fucking called Romo earlier this week to call him a pussy and tell him he should play. Normally, you could point at this as a sign of respect, as a veteran and future hall of famer giving advice to his young, talented quarterback peer. However, word from Green Bay is that dickhead never called Aaron Rodgers to give him encouragement for his shoulder injury.
I just want to point out that I highly doubt He had the White Broncos in mind when he called Romo. It is equally clear that He holds ill will towards the Packer organization. And that he can blow me.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Trade Deadline Update
I Might Watch the NBA This Year
Trade Deadline
Back to Gonzalez, he is probably in the top 3 or 4 for receiving tight ends in the league, depending on if you count Kellen Winslows's 3 seasons of motorcycle accidents and syphilis as dependable enough to rank him higher than Tony. Not only that he's a complete tight end, he can block as well, now he may not be the best blocking tight end, but as I've already mentioned, great receiver AND he can block, so that's just a nice bonus. Donald Lee isn't a bad tight end, in fact I think he's good enough that once him and Rodgers develop a real rapport he'll start seeing a lot of balls thrown his way, and not swollen Kellen Winslow balls either, actual footballs.
The fact that we could have gotten T-Gon for a 2nd round pick, which has been a crapshoot thus far for TT, makes me wonder. We got Nick Collins and Greg Jennings, but we also drafted Terrence Murphy, Daryn Colledge(who will probably be let loose after his rookie contract), Brandon Jackson(verdict is still out on him, but I think he's terrible), and now this year, Nelson, Brohm and Patrick Lee the corner. Go through that list, tell me who you'd rather have than Tony Gonzalez. Greg Jennings, maybe Nick Collins? We'd also have just as good of a chance that TT would trade down that pick and turn it into 17 6th round picks(that's an exaggeration). Gonzalez also just said he was only going to play for another 3 years, which doesn't screw up our long term goals to keep our salary cap under control while we sign some of our younger studs we have on the team right now to long term deals.
I guess in the end I'm at least happy that we made an offer instead of just sitting on our hands, and hopefully Donald Lee starts getting more looks, but man I really think it would have helped our offense to have a safety valve like Gonzalez running around the field...
Monday, October 13, 2008
Worthless, Uninformed Top 25
1) Alabama 6-0 (Last Week: 1)
2) Penn St. 7-0 (2)
3) Utah 7-0 (3)
4) Ball St. 7-0 (4)
5) Texas 6-0 (8)
6) Oklahoma St. 6-0 (16)
7) Tulsa 6-0 (11)
8) TCU 6-1 (14)
9) BYU 6-0 (9)
10)Ohio St. 6-1 (12)
11)Michigan St. 6-1 (19)
12)Vanderbilt 5-1 (5)
13)Texas Tech 6-0 (15)
14)Boise St. 5-0 (22)
15)Oklahoma 5-1 (6)
16)Florida 5-1 (NR)
17)Minnesota 6-1 (NR)
18)Georgia 5-1 (23)
19)Missouri 5-1 (7)
20)South Florida 5-1 (13)
21)Cincinatti 5-1 (24)
22)Kansas 5-1 (NR)
23)Virginia Tech 5-1 (18)
24)North Carolina 5-1 (NR)
25)Northwestern 5-1 (10)
Dropped Out: UConn (20), LSU (17), Pitt (21), Auburn (25)
Karma is a Filthy Whore
Chris Rose and J.C. Pearson are not good announcers
Friday, October 10, 2008
Web Seminar Extravaganza!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Gene Wojciechowski is a Thief
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Champagne? Really?
Monday, October 6, 2008
Worthless, Uninformed Top 25
1) Alabama 6-0 (Last Week: 1)
2) Penn St. 6-0 (4)
3) Utah 6-0 (3)
4) Ball St. 6-0 (6)
5) Vanderbilt 5-0 (8)
6) Oklahoma 5-0 (10)
7) Missouri 5-0 (11)
8) Texas 5-0 (12)
9) BYU 5-0 (19)
10)Northwestern 5-0 (7)
11)Tulsa 5-0 (13)
12)Ohio St. 5-1 (NR)
13)South Florida 5-1 (2)
14)TCU 5-1 (17)
15)Texas Tech 5-0 (NR)
16)Oklahoma St. 5-0 (20)
17)LSU 4-0 (9)
18)Virginia Tech 5-1 (23)
19)Michigan St. 5-1 (24)
20)Uconn 5-1 (5)
21)Pitt 4-1 (NR)
22)Boise St. 4-0 (NR)
23)Georgia 4-1 (14)
24)Cincinatti 4-1 (NR)
25) Auburn 4-2 (15)
Dropped Out: Maryland (16), Fresno St. (18), Kentucky (21), Oregon (22), East Carolina (25)
Brewers Are People Too
Ryan Braun and his hat tell this nice young lady what she is going to be getting for Christmas (which is in about an hour). One of them will get laid tonight. Also, is he drinking a fucking Cosmo or is it a "light" Cranberry Vodka? I choose to believe the latter.
Seriously, what is it with the hats? Hardy could probably wear a dead fetus on his head and get laid in Wisconsin.
The Playoff Experience and Douchebags Who "Tailgate" to Get It
Friday, October 3, 2008
I couldn't have said it any better...
Even though we are on the verge of getting swept out of the first play off series we've been in for over the last 26 years, CC can still give me a spot of brightness in my day, even if it was unintended humor. If the guy doesn't pitch for us ever again, I give him my kudos for doing everything in his power just to get us to this point, here's hoping to him getting a shot at redemption come Game 5!