Thursday, October 16, 2008

Upon Further Review, He is a Douche

Word on the streets is Tony Romo wants to, and is thinking about playing this week. If he does play, that is potentially good for my fantasy team "The White Broncos", however, in the long run, it probably isn't a good thing for the Green Bay Packers.

I point this out because I'm pretty sure He Who Shall Not Be Named fucking called Romo earlier this week to call him a pussy and tell him he should play. Normally, you could point at this as a sign of respect, as a veteran and future hall of famer giving advice to his young, talented quarterback peer. However, word from Green Bay is that dickhead never called Aaron Rodgers to give him encouragement for his shoulder injury.

I just want to point out that I highly doubt He had the White Broncos in mind when he called Romo. It is equally clear that He holds ill will towards the Packer organization. And that he can blow me.


gotwinkies said...

and let the record show that you may potentially be eating in he who shall not be named's restaurant in less than 24 hours.

I find that entertaining. Even if you don't pick up the tab.

Juicelaw said...

Lunch was free. It was part of the seminar. It was chicken cordon bleu. Pretty good, not cajun, and I would have never ordered it there. But pretty good.

gotwinkies said...

I'm glad that whoever bought your lunch probably just put another 30 bucks into he who shall not be named's pockets.

Plus, there was probably some Brett sauce in your cordon bleu.

gotwinkies said...

That reminds me, I think I will go to Gus Ferrote's Whitecastle next time I'm in downtown Minneapolis.

Juicelaw said...

I might go to Tavariuoeuayeuoes Jackson's cardboard box under the bridge.