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Monday, June 29, 2009

She'll Fit Right In In GB

I just hope she isn't as high maintenance as she looks. Take that He Who Shall Not Be Named!

2 comments:

stephencolbert said...: exact quote from the fan this morning "looks like she allready inherited some grapefruits...." i mean shes hot but really, you get paid to say shit like that on the radio; June 29, 2009 6:17 PM
Juicelaw said...: The problem I have is that Russell Simmons undoubtedly destroyed that shit.; June 30, 2009 7:40 AM

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