Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Miami Is Burning II: Attack of the Fatty Tumor

I totally forgot about Prince "Fatty Tumor" Fielder last night! He had given everyone so little to complain about this season (and really, he still hasn't), but last night he reappeared in all his glory. First and second, nobody out, and he decides out of the blue to try to steal fucking third base. It was totally the Willie Mays Hayes slide on Major League where the guy at third was waiting with the ball (except he didn't come up short on the slide).

THEN, in the midst of the Great Miami Fire of 2009, he let an easy grounder go through the wickets, that cost the Crew at least one, if not two runs.

In non Fatty Tumor related news, in that same Great Miami Fire of 2009, Braun and Cameron were both removed for injuries. If either is serious, that one single inning could have turned the entire Brewer season around.

PS. SportsBottle travels to every U.S. city at least once per year. And somehow fits in time for two week vacations to the tropics, keeping the streets safe from crime, and beating the bishop three times a day. He is an amazing human being.

PPS. So are we still going to Vegas October 22nd?

PPPS. Oh yeah, brother, I forgot to mention we definitely aren't going Labor Day anymore. SportsBottle managed to find one day out of the year that he can't get off.

4 comments:

The Sports Bottle said...

We are still going in October.

There are many days I can't get off.

Juicelaw said...

I've taken off of "work" those days, so I hope you aren't lying. I am fully looking forward to waking up next to Mike Tyson.

gotwinkies said...

Holy shit! I might be able to go in October. I no nobody will believe it until they see it, but at least it's an option, whereas labor day wasn't!

I love talking about trips that aren't going to happen.

Who do the Pack play that weekend?

Juicelaw said...

Cleveland, but we or at least I will probably be on a plane or in an airport during the game. But we'll hopefully have some hot college football action to wager on. Too bad bucky has a bye that week.