Raining Sh*t On Aaron Kampman

First, he had to start his career on the same team as that douche He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Then, his hometown of Parkersburg, Iowa was devastated by a tornado.

Then, he was told he would be moving to linebacker against his will.

Now, his high school football coach was gunned down in cold blood.

It sort of sucks to be him right now (other than the millions of dollars and adoring fans).

But seriously, what else could go wrong in a town that size in Iowa?