Friday, June 6, 2008

Laying Down The Guantlet to Loaf Cobra


Bear and I currently reside in a 9-team fantasy football keeper league. We desperately need a 10th. I am sure Bear hasn't gotten around to talking to you about this given his busy, busy schedule. This is the third year of the league, so inherently, you and the other new guy, are going to be at a major disadvantage initially because the "top" 24 guys will be gone. The good thing is that you would presumably get 4 of the top 8 picks (assuming everyone keeps three), and the fact that we are all fucking morons and are bound to let someone go that is really good. Other factors: cost is $40, draft is August 16th in Stoughton, WI. Bear is allegedly going, even though he hasn't been to a draft yet, and has made the playoffs two years in a row due to his shrewd dealing (traded Shaun Alexander (whom he picked up off waivers) for Tom Brady two years ago) and the Hitler-esque way in which he rules his team. Drafting via list can be done. You are a gigantic, bulbous, and smelly vagina if you don't.


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