Cool and Not Cool

I am starting a bi-annual post (or however often I feel like doing it) entitled "Cool" and "Not Cool" to recap current events.

Cool

- showing up half-naked for a singing audition to ensure that you will make it to the next round

Not Cool

- acting like you're hot shit and popping off to the new hot judge

Cool

- Creighton winning in OT last night in what was likely a very exciting, intense game

Not Cool

- not listening to the game so you can spend some "quality" time with your wife to catch up on American idol (ALso Not Cool are Creighton's 4 losses on the year, 3 by a combined total of 5 points)

Cool

- taking second place in the OJSFA and winning 100 bones

Not Cool

- having the league manager (who won 3 times as much money I may add) hold your funds hostage so he can earn interest income off of them

Cool

- winning 0ver 150 clams in fake sports league after only paying 60 for entry fees

Not Cool

- using your winnings to buy your wife an IPOD (but I love her so I'm going to)

Cool

- The University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux sweeping the UM Golden Gophers in college hockey

Not Cool

- Acting like you understand and follow hockey, just so you can say you root for your home state team (where I was born, not where I live now)

Cool

- only having like 3 appointments all week (and getting paid the same)

Not Cool

- only having like 3 appointments all week (and not generating any cash for "The Firm")

Cool

- Tim Tebow helping out with things around the world

Not Cool

- Announcers proclaiming that he is the second coming of mine and Sport's Bottles Christ

That's all for now. Feel free to expand (as I'm sure you all will).