- Sports Bottle goes to Vegas
- Sports Bottle loses money
- Richard comes to Green Bay to watch the draft with the rest of the geeks
- I go too
- We both get drunk
- Richard's dad buys $300 worth of worthless Packer trinkets and bumper stickers
- I will be the 9th overall pick, show up to camp, break my spine on day one, collect around $20 mil in guaranteed money.
- UNC doesn't win the NCAA title
- Neither does Wisconsin
- The Brewers make no further major roster changes
- Finish around .500
- Bucks make the playoffs
- Get swept in first round by Celtics
- Braun flirts with a 40/40 season
- Fielder flirts with 440 lbs.
- Fielder is traded
- Weeks starts about 20 games all season
- Ken Macha doesn't have any daughters for Weeks to have naked pictures of
- Turnbow's ERA will be 8.90 in Texas
- CC will blow out his elbow in May (karma!)
- Pack will sign someone in free agency this year
- Pack will be back in the playoffs next year
- UW will finish 7-5 and miss out on Juice's Dream NCAA D-I Football Get Together presented by Cockring Emporium.
- Ricky doesn't quit OJSFA
- Ricky doesn't quit his bitching.
- I get drunk at Mark's wedding
- I get drunk at Schmock's wedding
- I get drunk at Oktoberfest
- I get drunk at Shit in my eye
- I don't get drunk very many other times
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Why Not? My 2009 Predictions
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