I just wanted to follow up that fucking spectacular Tebow post, with a few thoughts about the greatest human being on the planet. This shit is getting to proportions that we haven't seen since a certain former Green Bay Packers quarterback. I hear the following comments by Thom Brenneman on the game Thursday night (not word for word exact). Referred to Tebow as "The unquestioned greatest leader in college football today." Said, "Tim Tebow is just a fantastic human being. If you get 20 minutes to spend with Tim Tebow, your life will never be the same."/Puked in my mouth.
Random NFL picks:
Last week: 3-1
Ten (-3), Car (-9 1/2), NYG (-4), Pit (-6)
I'm actually going to get to watch!
On one hand, P.J. Hill is a retard for going into the NFL. On the other hand I am ecstatic that he is leaving so he can stop poaching unwarranted carries from John Clay and Zach Brown (along with whatever terrific freshman running back is incoming). He has been getting carries based only on his performance as a freshman, which leads me to another shocking discovery. HE IS ONLY A JUNIOR?????? Holy fucking shit. Next year, we are naming the all-guys we feel like have been in college football for at least ten years team, the P.J. Hill All-Stars. I mean, he played alongside Ron Dayne in the Rose Bowl in 1999 didn't he? Anyway, he is slow, injury prone and fat, will be about a 7th round pick, and be bagging groceries next year.
Finally, the wife and I went to local Native American gambling establishment last night with my wife's sister and her husband. The wife and I bellied up to the $5 blackjack tables with $25 each. My sister in-law and husband were too intimidated and "didn't know how to play". (????) I haven't been to the casino in GB since I was 18 and they changed the age to 21 about a month later. I think what struck me the most was that it smelled of cigarettes worse than any place I've ever been in my life, and everyone there was old, poor or Asian. Strange experience. Anyway, I turned my $25 into $60 in about an hour. Cash money.
3 comments:
Don't forget if you spend 20 minutes with Tebow you will be a better human being for it.
I'll be honest here. Juice's wife's sister is hot. At least she was a couple years ago.
Check out the video of Juicelaw at the last Packer game we attended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHzOcpRDiDI
your post reminded of the spectacular South Park episode with the Native American casinos. Ironic that Heather and I went to a similar establishment on Friday night and nearly died from the secondhand smoke. Also, I lost my 20 bones at the blackjack table in about 3.4 minutes. And yes, I know how to play, but it was the kind of shit where I would have 20 and the dealer would get a 5 card 21. Fucking bullshit.
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