Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Queens have "Great Fans"

The Viqueens are up against their SECOND "last" chance to sell 3,100 tickets by 3:30 p.m. today or they will be blacked out in Minnesota. This brings me great joy as a fan of the Packers. This is allegedly the EIGHTH time in 2 years they have needed extensions to sell tickets. This is fucking ridiculous. Move this piece of shit franchise to L.A. I don't ever want to hear Viqueen fans mention themselves in the same breath as Packer fans. The Packers have had their season tickets sold out since Lambeau opened more than 40 years ago. And the population base here is probably around 20% of what the Twin Cities are working with. Yeah, I know, the economy sucks, but I guarantee that there could be some sort of plague or act of war or public health warning, and somehow, the Packers would manage to sell all of their tickets about 2 seconds after they found out they were playing. You could tell Green Bay right now that the Packers are playing tomorrow and the tickets would be gone instantly. So don't come in here with your fucking Viking helmets and A-Peter jerseys on you pieces of shit.

Probably some company will show up and buy out the tickets, but you have to ask yourself whether the terrible human beings that live in the "Twin Cities" (or withing 300 miles, but you still tell everyone you live in the "Cities") deserve to watch their team lose tomorrow.

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