That was a good game last night. Moderately entertaining. I even learned a few worldy things during the game like "there are small children in the Phillipines named after Tim Tebow." After hearing the 439,689 reference to Superman's great mission trips to the Phillipines, I began to ponder. I came up with this horrible thought that what if one of these small children grew up to be an extreme islamic jihadist. ANd the same SOB terrorist attacked our country again. THen, all over the World there would be postings that read "WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: TIM TEBOW" Aliases include "TIM GURKISTAN, TIM FAHEED, TIM ULEAKAMADEKE AND TIM "The Shiek". Then, people will be like "Isn't that the same name of that overrated quarterback who was the number 1 pick in the 2009 draft and played a few average seasons in the NFL and who had the insanely hot girlfriend with big jugs?" But, what a nice guy, volunteering his time and all. Did I mention that he took a mission trip to the Phillipines?
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He also lived in a leper colony. If Thom Brenneman said it, it must be true!
"first of all I would like to thank Jesus for that last post" Tim Tebow
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