Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thoughtless NFL Predictions


With nothing but my sick thoughts, and my dick in my hand, here is my random, biased, NFL Preview: (And I know the records probably don't add up)(*denotes wild card, ^denotes 1st rd bye)


Cowboys 11-5^

Eagles 10-6*

Giants 9-7*

Redskins 6-10


Packers 10-6

Vikings 7-9

Lions 5-11

Bears 3-13


Cardinals 10-6

Seahawks 9-7

49ers 7-9

Rams 5-11


Saints 12-4^

Panthers 8-8

Bucs 7-9

Falcons 4-12


Pats 12-4^

Bills 9-7

Jets 7-9

Dolphins 6-10


Browns 11-5

Steelers 9-7

Bengals 6-10

Ravens 6-10


Jags 11-5

Colts 10-6*

Texans 9-7*

Titans 7-9


Chargers 13-3^

Raiders 8-8

Broncos 5-11

Chiefs 5-11


AFC Wild Card: Browns over Texans, Colts over Jags

Divisional: Chargers over Colts, Pats over Browns

AFC Champ: Chargers over Pats (yawn!)


NFC Wild Card: Eagles over Cards, Giants over Packers (He wouldn't have lost!, Oh wait, He just did).

Divisional: Saints over Giants, Eagles over Cowboys

NFC Champ: Eagles over Saints


Super Bowl: Eagles over Chargers


I probably need to check to make sure I'm not on crack. I pick the Eagles for no apparent reason at all. It will probably end up being Pats/Cowboys, Jets/Vikings or Pats/Vikings, and then I can kill myself.
In other news, I plan to go ahead and pick weekly winners v. spread to see how bad we all are at it.

2 comments:

Bear said...

You can join my roommates yahoo pick em league for 10 bucks

gotwinkies said...

Holy shit, I would take 6 wins for the Fins in a heartbeart. I hope they win 1/2 that many.

Vikings will make the playoffs and get destroyed in the first round, unfortunately.