If I had the energy to sit around and figure out how to add a picture while posting via e-mail, I would add a picture of Adam Sandler from Billy Madison with a empty case of beer on his head.
Should be a fantastic weekend of drunken assholishness. The older I get, the more I look forward to these weekends, and the more they don't usually live up to high expectations. I think its just a matter of getting so jacked up about it, when all that is going to happen is that 1) we are going to get really drunk and ruin Schmock's house, 2)Ricky will get drunk and lose something (this time I'm going with left shoe) 3) I will threaten to drown Ricky (bring your life jacket bitch!), 4) 50/50 chance that Ricky will pass out on the bar and get kicked out, 5) Schmock will drink himself into a coma while he's awake, 6) I will vomit, 7) Bear will eat a human being. And all of this shit usually happens every time we all get together.
The events of this weekend sort of culminate into a near perfect storm of reasons to drink. First, there is the 3rd annual Orenthal James Football Association Draft. Two new teams added this year. Here is the consensus top 20 remaining players after the keepers:
1) Jeff Query -WR
2) Terdell Middleton - RB
3) Gerry Ellis - RB
4) Kevin Butler - K
5) Donald Ibwebueke - P
6) Walter Stanley - WR
7) Phillip Epps - WR (I have his "Starting Lineup" figurine!)
8) Darrell Thompson - RB
9) Mike Cofer - K
10) Scott Mitchell - QB
11) Anthony Dilweg - QB
12) Blair Kiel - QB
13) Ed West - TE
14) Dexter Carter - RB
15) Jack Tredeau - QB
16) Sanjay Beach - WR
17) Vince Workman - RB
18) Brent Fullwood - RB
19) Reggie Cobb - RB
20) Kittrick Taylor - WR
Good luck to all!
Other events that will aid in drinking: Brewers v. Dodgers. They play late on Friday and Saturday night, which means "Drinking Baseball!" Baseball is always good, but it is even better when it is 11 p.m., you are drunk, and you need something to look at while avoiding conversation. Also fun will be bitching about Ned Yost while all this happens. Also, the Packers play a fake game against the 49ers at 8 p.m. Saturday, meaning we have fake football to watch as well.
To make a long story short, I look forward to wearing the jersey of another grown man, and hanging out in public drunk while wearing it.
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Highlights of Boys Night Out.
-Dave passes out early both nights
-Dan gets woken up 4 hours after going to sleep by water being dripped in his ear
-Wii
-Ricky (defending champ) picks the winning fantasy team
-endlessly make fun of Ronsman for having the worst fantasy team in history
-(not sure if this is a highlight) somehow we go two nights without stepping foot in a bar
-(not sure if this is a highlight)I do not believe anyone vomited
-(not a highlight) A small animal crawls up Dan's ass and dies
-Dave almost breaks his neck while violently bobbing his head falling asleep on the couch
-(not a highlight)Ned Yost pulls a Yost and inexplicably tries to lose another game for the brew crew
I am sure there is a lot I missed, but looking forward to Oktoberfest to do this again while multiplying the alcohol cosnsumption by 10
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