Dear Bear

I ganked this from Deadspin, but thought it fit in nicely with our league:

Drafting A Player That Fucked You Over The Year Before: You can never win with this. Did you get fucked over by Steven Jackson last year? Well, I can guarantee you two things. One: if you draft him again, he will fuck you again. Two: if you DON’T draft him, he will run for 5,000 yards and score 87 TD’s. He’ll also somehow score 13 safeties. Once a player screws you, he will always find a way to screw you.