Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Perhaps He Thought Manny Was a Celery Stalk?

Fat people really shouldn't pick on people that are 1/4 their size. Prince Fielder's open hand bitch-shove of Manny Parra last night in the dugout probably wasn't necessary. I don't really know what was said to piss Fielder off, but Manny doesn't really seem like the type to stir shit up, so I have to assume that Prince was hungry. Of course, Ned Yost says there is no problem, and will probably commend Prince for showing so much "fire". But as we all know, anything that comes out of Neddy's mouth is more than likely incredibly fucking stupid. We can only hope the Crew goes the route the Cubs went last year after Zambrano beat the shit out of Michael Barrett in the dugout, and goes on a huge tear to win the division. Right now the Crew has been rather shitty, and are about 0 for their last 7,000 with runners in scoring position when they don't hit a home run.

(ED NOTE: This is probably redundant, but I wrote it earlier, so suck my dick)

I'm going to the Brewer-Nats game on Saturday. I think Benny is on the mound. For those who are curious, this is the third time in the last two years I have seen Benny start, he is 0-1 in those other two, including a two month trip to the DL. It would be classic Brewers to get shut down by whatever AA- 82mph fastball throwing asshole the Nats put on the mound that night.

3 comments:

gotwinkies said...

Supposedly Manny was going to the showers in the clubhouse and Prince thought he should watch the rest of the game.

Bear said...

You should always read my blog posts before Juice's, you gain much more relevant information!

gotwinkies said...

I actually heard that on sportscenter the night it happened.

I should really read these blogs the day they are posted, instead of waiting 2 days.