ATTENTION TOP 10 GOLFERS IN THE WORLD:
You are losing badly to a guy that wears Depends on the course, drinks a cup of Metamucil to start his day, and takes Viagra to nail his out-of-his league, hot, ex-tennis star.
Anyways, my hats off to the old man. It is impressive to golf that well in a Monsoon, especially with old brittle bones. It would really cool to see the ghost of Greg Norman hoisting the Jug (or whatever the fuck it is called).
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I think technically Chris Everet "used to be" hot. I rember her fondly on those lonely summer days when I was about 12 wearing those white skirts at Wimbledon. Even then she was probably like 40. Whatever. The Shark rules.
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