Tuesday, July 28, 2009

OMG Brett Favre!

Brett has broken the hearts of hundreds of thousands of Wisconsinites by choosing to... remain retired and not join the Minnesota Vikings.

What a disappointment, now what the fuck am I gonna talk about all season? Oh right, football and the Green Bay mother fucking Packers. Who, regardless of a 57 year old quarterback giving up 10 picks to us in a year or not, will still dominate the shit out of the Queens and probably have homefield wrapped up by week 13 this year. Suck on it.

UPDATE: Oh and I forgot to add, there's no way in hell he doesn't end up in purple a week after this, so I would like to hold a press conference to retract my previous statement and ecstatically rejoice the signing of Brett Favre by the Queens.

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