Monday, November 23, 2009

Quick Movie Review: "Max Payne"

Fucking terrible, even with low expectations. Plot was retarded and disjointed. Action was OK at best. Worst Mark Wahlberg movie ever. What was the point of Mila Kunis's character??? I'm supposed to just believe that her sister gets chopped up, she thinks Max Payne did it, but he just says it wasn't him and then she just shows up with a machine gun on his behalf? Dumb. Seriously, don't bother. I will never get that hour and a half back.

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