Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Update on Jeremy Jeffress

Turns out his 50 game suspension for a drug violation was for marijuana, not performance enhancing drugs. Immediately after reading this I had a theory about him and Angel Salome, but that was blown out of the water when I read that Salome's suspension was for performance enhancers. It basically revolved around the whole, developing a pitcher catcher relationship by ripping bong loads and blowing smoke into house pets faces.

1 comment:

Loaf Cobra said...

My kind of player. I'm cheering for him.