The weekend that didn't involve getting blacked out in La Crosse (please provide me with details), but that did involve copious amounts of time sitting around by myself when I could have been drinking, separated by paragraphs.
MOVIE REVIEW
Saw "The Edge of Darkness" starring 90-year old, alcoholic, anti-Semite, Mel Gibson.  It was pretty awesome.  In 2010, I've decided to go with a 10 point system to rank the 4 movies I'm going to see.  I would give it a 7.5 out of 10, which is solid but not spectacular.
MADDEN '10
I had a lot of spare time on my hands so I decided to see if I could simulate to the end of Franchise mode on Madden.  I didn't get anywhere close (I'm not actually sure where it ends).  I'm not sure what the point of this is other than I needed an excuse to say that after I shitcanned Mike McCarthy after 15 seasons, 11 playoff appearances, and one Super Bowl title, the next three coaches were: Walter Jones (6 seasons, 1 playoff), Asante Samuel (3 seasons, 0 playoffs) and Brandon Jacobs (in first season).  I always think it is funny to see which former players get put in the coaching ranks. 
PRO BOWL/GRAMMYS
Not sure which was more lacking.  The lack of interest of the Pro Bowlers in "blocking" and "tackling" or the lack of giving a shit about not swearing by Drake, Eminem and Lil' Wayne during their performance. 
I like swearing and flipping a middle finger to CBS/FCC as much as the next guy, but when you do a 4 minute performance and 2 minutes 30 seconds is sporadic silence due to editing, it gets a little annoying. 
I personally have no problem with the Pro Bowlers not giving a shit.  I want to personally thank Mario Williams for not killing A-Rodg when he went unblocked into the backfield.  I want to say fuck you to Vincent Jackson for blindsiding Clay Matthews and nearly killing him on a block.
Also, nobody told me I was going to need 3D glasses for the Michael Jackson tribute at the Grammys.  So I got blurry Carrie Underwood instead of 3D Carrie Underwood.  Not cool.
Please return to not having your time wasted.
Monday, February 1, 2010
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