Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Thanks For Coming

I want to say thank you to Dallas for rolling over and dying on Sunday. I just really, really hate the Vikings. That is really all I have to say about that. I unfortunately have a hard time envisioning a scenario that doesn't involve a Viking win, and a Richard suicide. It is SO fucking frustrating to watch Him sit there and throw to wide open receivers (or covered guys when the guy doing the covering has no idea that the receiver caught the ball). And I never thought I would be pissed about someone adding an F-U touchdown against the Cowboys. I dunno, maybe I don't give the Saints enough credit. The Vikings pass rush just looked so dominant against an offensive line in Dallas that I think is better than New Orleans (I have nothing to back this up). The Saints are better on offense than the Cowboys, but worse on defense. I will be a Saints fan with every fiber of my being on Sunday. Because I genuinely don't want to hate my life for the next two weeks.

12 comments:

gotwinkies said...

Well, somebody obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! Wow, you get to work this early?

I hope you don't start looking at any tax returns before 8 a.m.

Juicelaw said...

Keep it up dick. There is going to be an entire post about what an asshole you are if I hear a peep from you on this topic.

Ricky said...

Tonight I start my search for Saints gear. I am going to go broke if the Queens dont lose. If they win on Sunday, it has been nice knowing you.

I seriously hate my life right now. Viking fans are assholes and I cannot take it much longer. Moving to Hudson may become a serious option soon.

linda said...

fucking douchebag vikings and their even douchier QB, dancing in the locker room...or so I heard. My packer season ticket holding cousin was at the game and is going to the game in New Orleans...she sees absolutely nothing wrong with cheering for the damn vikings. That's cuz she lives in CA, doesn't know football and follows Favre cuz she thinks he's cute. She actually sent me a text message, after asking me for help in finding a hotel room in new orleans, that said, "enjoy the green bay game next week."

gloves are off...CA relatives are disinherited...

Juicelaw said...

What a bitch. Pardon my French. But seriously. She should have her tickets revoked. Anyone that still a) wears a QB#4 jersey Packers or Vikings or b) doesn't want the Vikings to lose, should not be allowed to have tickets.

I'm glad I'm not Richard. I'll make you a deal Richard, if the Vikings win, we will get blacked out in La Crosse in two weeks. If the Vikings lose, we will get blacked out in La Crosse in two weeks.

gotwinkies said...

Please. Write the post. I would enjoy hearing from you how I can't be a true Vikings fan even though:
a) I was born in a state that didn't have a pro team, therefore, everybody rooted for the Vikings; and
b) I have always liked the Vikings, even though I don't get super depressed and write 1 page posts bitching when they lose.

Read Bill Simmons' rules for having a favorite team. I meet all criteria dickhead. The fact that I onlyt this season began to text you shit about the Vikings to rub stuff in because I know it drives you crazy, doesn't make me a bandwagon fan.

The Sports Bottle said...

Fucking bandwagoner

Bear said...

I had yesterday off and nobody in my office has said a word to me yet about the Vikings. Mostly because I found the 4 Packers fans here and try to avoid everyone else during football season.

Seriously everyone was going nuts like they'd won the Super Bowl, you beat the fucking Cowboys, you were supposed to win. It was in the Dome against Tony Romo. It's just like how everyone was so surprised when the Jets won too on Sunday. Did everyone forget Norv Turner was still the coach of the Chargers? That's what the man does, he loses playoff games!

gotwinkies said...

I'm pulling out the bullshit flag on that one. I'm sure as a Packer fan you wouldn't have celebrated or been excited at all if they made it to the NFC Championship.

The Cowboys were the hottest team in football and the Vikings rolled them up, put them in a pipe, and took a big puff.

Bear said...

I guess you could accept whatever the ESPN nation was shoving down your throat for the last week. Or I guess you could have taken about 3 minutes to take a look at the game yourself and realize what exactly was going to happen on Sunday.

Sure the Vikings could have lost, it's the playoffs, couple bad TOs, it's anyone's game. But given the Romo/Phillips track record and the fact that you were in the dome it was a game you just weren't gonna lose.

Why the fuck are you all twisted up on this anyways? Are you about to lose another organ or some shit?

Juicelaw said...

I'm officially angry. Next time I get a free 8 hours, there is going to be an official response to Twinkie on behalf of Packer Nation.

Unkown Blogger said...

Amen, brother...