Thursday, January 7, 2010

The REAL National Championship Game (longest post EVER)

So tonight there should be some good football on with the fake national championship between Alabama and Texas. I will take Alabama (-4.5). I just think they are better. Also Texas might win by 40. I know nothing.

Anyway, after 4 grueling weeks, we reach the REAL National Championship game from Juice's Dream D-I NCAA Football Get Together. TCU (16-0) v. West Virginia (13-3).

LIVE FROM THE ROSE BOWL

1ST QUARTER

15:00- TCU kicks off, West Virginia takes over on thier own 19

WVU Drive Summary: 3 plays, -4 yards
Result: Punt, TCU catches the punt at midfield and FUMBLES! Recovered by WVU at their own 39

13:07 left, 0-0

WVU Drive Summary: 7 plays, 16 yards
Result: Punt, TCU takes over at thier own 12

10:28 left, 0-0

TCU Drive: 5 plays, 19 yds
Result: Punt, WVU takes over on own 38

7:56 left, 0-0

WVU Drive: 4 plays, 10 yds
Result: Punt, TCU takes over on own 32

6:14 left, 0-0

TCU Drive: 4 plays, 69 yds
Result: 14 yd TOUCHDOWN run!

TCU 7, West Virginia 0 4:34 left, 1st Quarter

4:26 left, 7-0

WVU Drive: 3 plays, 3yds
Result: Punt, TCU takes over at own 48


2:53 left, 7-0 TCU
TCU Drive: 5 plays, -9 yds
Result: Punt, WVU takes over on own 27

1:30 left, 7-0 TCU

2ND QUARTER

WVU Drive: 7 plays, 32 yds
Result: Punt, TCU gets ball on own 23

13:20 left, 7-0 TCU

TCU Drive: 3 plays, 6yds
Result: Punt, WVU ball on own 43

11:42 left, 7-0 TCU

WVU Drive: 3 plays, -1 yd
Result: Punt, TCU ball on own 29

10:28 left, 7-0 TCU

TCU Drive: 3 plays, 3yds
Result: Punt, WVU ball on own 33

8:54 left, 7-0 TCU

WVU Drive: 3 plays, 3yds
Result: Punt, TCU ball on own 44

7:38 left, 7-0 TCU

TCU Drive: 4 plays, 26 yds
Result: Punt, WVU takes over on own 31

5:30 left, 7-0 TCU

WVU Drive: 3 plays, 8 yds
Result: Punt, TCU takes over on own 31

4:15 left, 7-0 TCU

TCU Drive: 14 plays, 61 yds
Result: 25 yd FIELD GOAL IS GOOD!

TCU 10, West Virginia 0, 0:44 left, 2nd Qtr

TCU kicks off, kick returned to WVU 33 yd line

WVU Drive: 7 plays, 36 yds
Result: 48 yd FIELD GOAL IS GOOD!

TCU 10, West Virginia 3, Halftime

3rd QUARTER (Still awake? This game sucks even in writing)

WVU kicks off, TCU takes over on thier own 28

TCU Drive: 5 plays, 22 yds

Result: Punt, WVU takes over on own 19

12:40 left, 10-3 TCU

WVU Drive: 6 plays, 8yds
Result: Punt, TCU takes over on own 40

9:40 left, 10-3 TCU

TCU Drive: 9 plays, 53yds

Result: 24 yd FIELD GOAL IS GOOD!

TCU 13, West Virginia 3, 6:22 left, 3rd Qtr

West Virginia recieves the kick and takes over on own 32

WVU Drive: 3 plays, 5yds

Result: Punt, TCU takes over at own 36

4:34 left, 13-3 TCU

TCU Drive: 3 plays, 4yds

Result: Punt, WVU takes over at own 29

3:00 left, 13-3 TCU

WVU Drive: 1 play, 71 yds

Result: 71 yard TOUCHDOWN PASS!

TCU 13, West Virginia 10, 2:47 left, 3rd Quarter

TCU takes kickoff to own 39

4TH QUARTER

TCU Dive: 10 plays, 42 yds

Result: 36 yd FIELD GOAL IS GOOD!

TCU 16, WVU 10, 13:06 left, 4th Qtr

WVU takes kick to own 23

WVU Drive: 3 plays, 1 yd

Result: Punt, TCU ball on WVU 49

11:42 left, 16-10 TCU

TCU Drive: 6 plays, 19yds

Result: 46yd FG is WIDE LEFT! WVU takes over on own 29

8:46 left, 16-10 TCU

WVU Drive: 2 plays, 2yds

Result: FUMBLE! RECOVERED BY TCU at WVU 33

8:14 left, 16-10 TCU

TCU Drive: 4 plays, 1 yd

Result: Turnover on downs. WVU ball on own 32

6:42 left, 16-10 TCU

WVU Drive: 4 plays, 19 yds

Result: Punt, TCU ball at own 11

4:56 left, 16-10 TCU

TCU Drive: 12 plays, 66 yds

Result: 40 yd FG Bounces off upright! NO GOOD! WVU takes over on own 23

1:28 left, 16-10 TCU

WVU Drive: 4 plays, 1yd

Result: Turnover on downs. TCU takes over on WVU 24

0:56 left, 16-10 TCU

TCU Drive: 3 plays, -1 yd

Result: For some reason they attempted a FG with :03 left and missed.

MVP: Tyler Urban, WR West Virginia. 2 catches, 91 yds, TD

This game was horrible. Until next year. TCU is your true National Champion.

3 comments:

The Sports Bottle said...

Really? Are you serious? There is no way I'm reading all that. I simply skipped to the final score.

I realize you are the self proclaimed "Michael Jordan of pretending to work" but this takes it to new heights.

Juicelaw said...

I actually did most of it last night.

Unkown Blogger said...

Texas needs to win tonight to end the BCS run by the SEC... Nice to point out that neither of the teams in the REAL NCG won their lame-ass bowl games