It's Alive!

I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I necessarily missed Loaf Cobra. I mean, he is a helluva guy, and I guess I did miss his geometry teacher/possible drug addict sense of humor. What I did NOT miss, was having to waste our precious Internets space on shit about Minnesota, that didn't involve shitting on their streets, banging their women, or nuking it off the map. I just looked at the "tags" on the site, and I notice that there were 50 articles tagged with "Green Bay Packers" and ONE tagged "Minnesota Vikings". I don't think it was any coincidence that Loaf Cobra was in rehab for the past six months and didn't have Internet access. So welcome back. And I hope Tubby leaves you high and dry and takes his ridiculous athletes with him so Bo can get back to pillaging the Minnesota for its "talent".

An Offer That I Can't Refuse?

I've been on a slight hiatus lately, as I have been busy posting on my other blog (obviously under a nom de plume or two). I realized I have been neglecting my duties here so I decided to scroll through the posts from the last week or so (it seems that some of my posts are coming under scrutiny from the local media). That's when I noticed this. Childish insults aside, I would be honored to take part in a keeper league because it will allow the chance to flex my fantasy muscle in eastern Wisconsin. Before the offer becomes official I just want to alert everyone to my Yahoo! Fantasy Profile. Those trophies speak for themselves. Especially, the dual championships in 2003.

Juice, if you asked me in person my response would have been something like this.